Cathy: Wait, you got a haircut, too?! Eric: It's preparation for USAMO. Cathy: I see. Magnet cult rituals.
//In POE just after class started Raanan: Jacob, did you get a haircut? Jacob: NO. I dyed part of my hair invisible.
//Mr. Schafer mentioned that he needs to get a haircut soon Theresa: Oh, Mr. Schafer, can I cut your hair? Schafer: Well you probably can, but you don't have my permission. Theresa: I cut my own hair! Schafer: I know. It shows.
Student: Mr. Schafer, did you get a hair cut? Schafer: No. (pause) I got them ALL cut.