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Nov. 13, 2023, 9:21 a.m.

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Nobody: Hillel: yOu cAn'T uSe "ThAt" tO rEfEr tO pEoPlE Hillel: tHaTs DeHuManIzInG



Sept. 5, 2023, 8:01 a.m.

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Woodward: so once my coworker told me a story Woodward: you know agar right? *class nods and responds in agreement* Woodward: once he was doing a lab with the agar, and a student asked if he could eat it Woodward: so he sarcastically says "yes" Woodward: then THREE kids ate the agar Woodward: They all had to be rushed to the hospital Woodward: I've learned from that to not be sarcastic about serious things.



Sept. 20, 2017, 9:43 p.m.

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Mr. Moose: No one fell in love today? You all LIE. High schoolers fall in love every 2 minutes!



Sept. 12, 2017, 6:43 p.m.

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Club presentation questions Student 1: Why is neuroscience superior to other subjects? Like, in the real world. Student 2: Well, you have a brain in your head. Student 1: I know! Student 3: Are you sure?