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Jan. 27, 2022, 3:04 p.m.

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Cuadrado: when I lived in Europe I played tennis with this lady named Jean. She was really good, like 'wow' good. Cuadrado: she's dead now

#10359

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March 28, 2022, 1:01 p.m.

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// rose showing class a map of new jersey Rose: this is New Jersey. Terrible place. Horrible. Don't go there, don't raise your children there, don't be friends with anyone from New Jersey. Uriel: aren't you from New Jersey?

#10383

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March 31, 2022, 9:09 a.m.

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Mr. Gabaree: Polygamy means marrying more than one person. I don’t know why anyone would do that. One marriage is hard enough.

#11800

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May 2, 2023, 10:54 a.m.

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O’Donovan: Every time I see a prom-posal, I think, “please say no, please say no, please say no.”

#5916

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May 2, 2016, 8:47 p.m.

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//Katheryn and Kristi are entering Lodal's room Katheryn: I made a mistake! Kristi: Not as big a mistake as when your parents had you. Katheryn: That was uncalled for and it hurt my feelings. Kristi: You have feelings? Lodal: That's a good question. Do you have feelings Katheryn?

#3449

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June 6, 2011, 6:39 p.m.

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//Mr Pham and Mr Giles cross pathes between the chemistry room and math help: Pham: I hear you tell kids lines only straight. Giles: Yeah, they're only straight. Pham: No you wrong-- Giles: All lines are straight. Pham: Noooooooooo.

#1980

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June 5, 2010, 4:52 p.m.

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//Sean says some stupid thing Rose: Sean, you were made in a factory to piss off teachers.

#3877

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Jan. 4, 2012, 9:47 p.m.

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// Rose is visiting Stein's Class Stein: So a parent sent me an email about how my exams are impossible. Billings: After a 4 hour exam, any exam seems easy. // Whole room laughs except Rose, 5 min later... Rose: Wait were you talking about my exams?

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April 6, 2013, 7:55 p.m.

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//At Wallops 2013, learning about marine phyla MSC Guy: Of course, sponges can regenerate. You could even stick one in a blender then watch it grow back. Teddy: Wow, I wish I could do that! Schafer: Yeah, I wish I could stick you in a blender too.

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Feb. 2, 2018, 5:50 p.m.

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Reynald: Do you know why I don't like communism? It makes game theory less interesting.