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March 15, 2010, 6:17 p.m.

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Stein: Disjoint is what the drug dealer tries to sell you.

#5352

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Jan. 9, 2015, 11:55 p.m.

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//Talking about the write-up for a lab. We have only two pieces of data, making a pretty useless linear graph. Student: There's no point in doing a graph. Duval: Actually, there's two points to doing a graph.

#7545

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June 13, 2018, 11:02 p.m.

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//reading Romeo and Juliet, pd 9 Clay Student 1: Wait, lying is a sin, right? Then why does Friar Lawrence tell Juliet to pretend to be dead? Student 2: Why did he even agree to marry them in the first place? Clay: That's an excellent question. And the answer is... I don't know. Look, the plot is stupid, okay?

#7601

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Sept. 20, 2018, 12:29 p.m.

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Street: When I was younger, I went to a diner and they had "boneless chicken dinners" for 25 cents. Student: ? Street: No, by "boneless chicken dinners" they meant hard-boiled eggs.

#7710

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Nov. 8, 2018, 7:57 a.m.

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//Lodal is missing again Sub: I don't even know what you guys are supposed to be doing. Sam: As a rule we generally don't either.

#8185

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May 23, 2019, 1:16 p.m.

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//Watching a presentation in bio Shariar: Local organisms Subtitles: Local orgasms Sloe: Local orgasms Max: Outsource your orgasms to China

#8551

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March 9, 2020, 7:55 a.m.

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*biochem, bosse has sent boaz to the back room because we're discussing a quiz he hasn't taken* Ms Bosse: There's always a risk you'll forget to tell them to come back when you're done. Speaking of which, did we ever get Peter back last week?

#8966

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Feb. 2, 2021, 10:02 a.m.

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Lodal: I have a Google Form where I ask for some information from you, so I can sell the data to large hedge funds.

#9282

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Nov. 6, 2021, 12:06 a.m.

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Lodal: "You could fit two small children in my trunk. I know because I tried"

#9682

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Dec. 21, 2021, 6:22 p.m.

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Rose: Have I given you guys a compliment in the last few months? Entire class: No.