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March 1, 2017, 7:30 p.m.

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//Talking about a video in biology Duval: So you guys didn't watch the video 'cause y'all would've remembered the name of the antelope. The dik-dik (pronounced "dick-dick") Tyler: Oooh the tiny one! *everyone laughs even Duval* Duval: Yeah, they're tiny

#7980

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March 4, 2019, 3:13 p.m.

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Kaluta: Some people have died running their hair dryer in the tub... Kaluta: That's Darwin in action.

#1665

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March 15, 2010, 6:17 p.m.

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Stein: Disjoint is what the drug dealer tries to sell you.

#4158

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June 3, 2012, 9:57 a.m.

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//At ARML 2012 Hannah He: So I always thought hexagons were called sixagons when I was younger. And nobody ever corrected me! I think they always thought I was joking or something. Never learned this stuff... //For the rest of the competition B team members: Hannah, look, it's a sixagon!

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Jan. 9, 2015, 11:55 p.m.

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//Talking about the write-up for a lab. We have only two pieces of data, making a pretty useless linear graph. Student: There's no point in doing a graph. Duval: Actually, there's two points to doing a graph.

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June 13, 2018, 11:02 p.m.

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//reading Romeo and Juliet, pd 9 Clay Student 1: Wait, lying is a sin, right? Then why does Friar Lawrence tell Juliet to pretend to be dead? Student 2: Why did he even agree to marry them in the first place? Clay: That's an excellent question. And the answer is... I don't know. Look, the plot is stupid, okay?

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Sept. 20, 2018, 12:29 p.m.

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Street: When I was younger, I went to a diner and they had "boneless chicken dinners" for 25 cents. Student: ? Street: No, by "boneless chicken dinners" they meant hard-boiled eggs.

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Nov. 8, 2018, 7:57 a.m.

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//Lodal is missing again Sub: I don't even know what you guys are supposed to be doing. Sam: As a rule we generally don't either.

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May 23, 2019, 1:16 p.m.

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//Watching a presentation in bio Shariar: Local organisms Subtitles: Local orgasms Sloe: Local orgasms Max: Outsource your orgasms to China

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March 9, 2020, 7:55 a.m.

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*biochem, bosse has sent boaz to the back room because we're discussing a quiz he hasn't taken* Ms Bosse: There's always a risk you'll forget to tell them to come back when you're done. Speaking of which, did we ever get Peter back last week?