#7821

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Dec. 28, 2018, 2:26 a.m.

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//During 8th period Logic //Hinkle stands at the door staring into the classroom for a good 15 seconds Rose: Are you gonna come in? Hinkle: *walks in and hands paper over to William (student)* If you ever have any trouble with this guy tell me *talking to Rose* Hinkle: 'Cause in my class he is always ... asleep //Hinkle starts walking out Hinkle: Is this a math class? In my class they need to know ... I'm sorry to say ... you know what? ... subtraction //Hinkle walks out Rose: I shared a classroom with this guy for an entire semester and I would just sit in his class during my free period listening to him speak. And his speech is so addictive. I caught myself saying "You know what?" suddenly all of the time. Then I realized, I needed to get out of there.

#2755

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Jan. 4, 2011, 10:05 p.m.

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Pham: You have two ears. When I talk in class, what happen? It goes in one ear and out the other. You have two eyes. When you read from textbook, what happen? Goes in both eyes and gets stuck.

#4522

5559

April 28, 2013, 12:51 p.m.

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//Discussing Puzzle Palooza underneath a poster of the Periodic Table Aleksander: I heard the Prizes will be Hydrogen(H) Uranium(U) Germanium(Ge) Saurav: More like Hydrogen(H) Unununium(Uuu) Germanium(Ge)

#4065

3232

March 24, 2012, 11:27 a.m.

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//Telling a joke in 1st period Bio to Hannah He Radina: How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag? Hannah He: What? Radina: OK, just go with it. Let me give you a hint. You take the "a" out of safe and the "f" out of way. Hannah He: What? ...Seway...that doesn't mean anything, right? Wait...what? Adrianne: ...I've never seen this joke end up so badly...

#4158

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June 3, 2012, 9:57 a.m.

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//At ARML 2012 Hannah He: So I always thought hexagons were called sixagons when I was younger. And nobody ever corrected me! I think they always thought I was joking or something. Never learned this stuff... //For the rest of the competition B team members: Hannah, look, it's a sixagon!

#5491

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May 15, 2015, 9:03 p.m.

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//In room 215, during lunch Non-magnet girl: S**t! //A loud clanging noise Girl: F**k! //Bends down and emerges with her water bottle Schafer: That was a lot of cursing for such a little thing like gravity. I mean, gravity is the weakest of the fundamental forces! If something happened with the strong force, then I'd understand. Girl: This is how I know I'm in a magnet classroom...

#6402

3232

April 27, 2017, 7:08 p.m.

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// Introducing graph theory in discrete Rose: In here, edges mean friendship. // Later, discussing multiple edges between the same nodes Rose: Guang, should I give the PG-13 or PG explanation? Guang: Uh... Rose: Or the R explanation? // Starts explaining Rose: *draws two nodes and an edge* So these people, at work, have a collegial relationship. *draws another edge* But behind closed doors, on the weekends, they might also have a secret sexual relationship. // Class starts laughing Rose: *drawing a loop* You can also be friends with yourself.

#6729

3232

Oct. 6, 2017, 9:40 p.m.

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//Schafer is trying to draw Tonka while Hammond laughs at him Class: Is that... a cat? Hammond: Why don't you just give up and turn it into an elephant instead? Schafer: With all the love in my heart, I HATE YOU.

#7012

3232

Dec. 6, 2017, 1:26 p.m.

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//Daniel talking about how it's difficult for people to pronounce Chinese words Reynald: I can pronounce Chinese perfectly. (pause) Reynald: Chinese.

#7061

3232

Dec. 19, 2017, 9:35 a.m.

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//AOA pd 3 Wright: We're going to have a cumulative assessment on the 20th. //writes 22 on the board Wright: The quarter ends on the 26th. //writes 25 on the board Wright: We will review for the assessment on the 28th. //writes 18 on the board Wright: And we will have a program due on the 18th. //writes 16 on the board