#1980

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June 5, 2010, 4:52 p.m.

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//Sean says some stupid thing Rose: Sean, you were made in a factory to piss off teachers.

#3877

4042

Jan. 4, 2012, 9:47 p.m.

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// Rose is visiting Stein's Class Stein: So a parent sent me an email about how my exams are impossible. Billings: After a 4 hour exam, any exam seems easy. // Whole room laughs except Rose, 5 min later... Rose: Wait were you talking about my exams?

#4492

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April 6, 2013, 7:55 p.m.

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//At Wallops 2013, learning about marine phyla MSC Guy: Of course, sponges can regenerate. You could even stick one in a blender then watch it grow back. Teddy: Wow, I wish I could do that! Schafer: Yeah, I wish I could stick you in a blender too.

#7821

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Dec. 28, 2018, 2:26 a.m.

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//During 8th period Logic //Hinkle stands at the door staring into the classroom for a good 15 seconds Rose: Are you gonna come in? Hinkle: *walks in and hands paper over to William (student)* If you ever have any trouble with this guy tell me *talking to Rose* Hinkle: 'Cause in my class he is always ... asleep //Hinkle starts walking out Hinkle: Is this a math class? In my class they need to know ... I'm sorry to say ... you know what? ... subtraction //Hinkle walks out Rose: I shared a classroom with this guy for an entire semester and I would just sit in his class during my free period listening to him speak. And his speech is so addictive. I caught myself saying "You know what?" suddenly all of the time. Then I realized, I needed to get out of there.

#8082

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April 4, 2019, 2:52 p.m.

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//Horne Period 1, room 242, earthquake drill //Class is incredulous about how the third floor was called down before the second Horne: That's because all of the magnets are on the third floor. They are more important than you guys.

#2755

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Jan. 4, 2011, 10:05 p.m.

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Pham: You have two ears. When I talk in class, what happen? It goes in one ear and out the other. You have two eyes. When you read from textbook, what happen? Goes in both eyes and gets stuck.

#4522

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April 28, 2013, 12:51 p.m.

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//Discussing Puzzle Palooza underneath a poster of the Periodic Table Aleksander: I heard the Prizes will be Hydrogen(H) Uranium(U) Germanium(Ge) Saurav: More like Hydrogen(H) Unununium(Uuu) Germanium(Ge)

#4065

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March 24, 2012, 11:27 a.m.

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//Telling a joke in 1st period Bio to Hannah He Radina: How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag? Hannah He: What? Radina: OK, just go with it. Let me give you a hint. You take the "a" out of safe and the "f" out of way. Hannah He: What? ...Seway...that doesn't mean anything, right? Wait...what? Adrianne: ...I've never seen this joke end up so badly...

#5491

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May 15, 2015, 9:03 p.m.

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//In room 215, during lunch Non-magnet girl: S**t! //A loud clanging noise Girl: F**k! //Bends down and emerges with her water bottle Schafer: That was a lot of cursing for such a little thing like gravity. I mean, gravity is the weakest of the fundamental forces! If something happened with the strong force, then I'd understand. Girl: This is how I know I'm in a magnet classroom...

#6402

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April 27, 2017, 7:08 p.m.

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// Introducing graph theory in discrete Rose: In here, edges mean friendship. // Later, discussing multiple edges between the same nodes Rose: Guang, should I give the PG-13 or PG explanation? Guang: Uh... Rose: Or the R explanation? // Starts explaining Rose: *draws two nodes and an edge* So these people, at work, have a collegial relationship. *draws another edge* But behind closed doors, on the weekends, they might also have a secret sexual relationship. // Class starts laughing Rose: *drawing a loop* You can also be friends with yourself.