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Dec. 20, 2012, 11:55 p.m.

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//On the bus home Naeem: Today I got scarred for life! My sister showed me pictures... of seeds, coral, and chocolate.

#4460

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Feb. 28, 2013, 8:40 a.m.

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Pham: You guy know you supposed to design before you build. That why it so bad.

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April 19, 2013, 12:05 a.m.

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Neel: I wouldn't want to be walking around the Middle East with an American accent. Samir: I would just want to be walking around the Middle East. Neel: Hey, Dubai is a cool city. Samir: Yeah, I'd want to go to Dubai. Alex McArtor: The only place in the Middle East where I'd feel safe is India. Samir: Thats not in the Middle East. Alex McArtor: It technically is, right? Neel: No...

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Sept. 15, 2013, 11:31 a.m.

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//Lawrence and Richard Chen are trying to come up with an OMO team name. Richard: How about Crystal Math? Lawrence: No. Richard: What about Mathemphatamine? Lawrence: LOL

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Oct. 27, 2015, 11:49 a.m.

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Math phys study hall Haena: This isn't a yo-yo. Brian: It isn't a yo-yo because you drew your dowel too long. I know you like those long dowels.

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Nov. 29, 2016, 10:47 p.m.

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Sambuddha: I don't believe Shakespeare wrote his own plays... Anna: Are you one of those people who thinks Kevin Bacon wrote them?

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Dec. 21, 2016, 5:53 p.m.

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//Two classes later, the same thing is happening. We're down to 5 or 6 cards, two of which belong to Will. He's the only person who has not been called at all. Kusal: This is BS. Why is Will not getting called? Schafer: How about this? I will make a bet with you. You will pick a card from the deck. If you pick your card, you can choose to not do the next problem, and that will make up for what happened last time. If you don't pick your card...hmm, how best to torment Kusal...OK, what about this? If you don't pick your card, you can guess whose card it is. If you guess right, same deal. If you guess wrong, the next person can decide to make you do the next problem. Class: Ooooo.... Kusal: Whatever, let's do this. Class: Umm. //Schafer fans out cards face down Schafer: Ready? Kusal: Ok. I choose this card. (points to one) Schafer: Which card is yours? Kusal: Six of clubs. Schafer: It's not your card. //Class laughs Kusal: Aaaargh! Ok, let's see, whose card could it be? Aditi: Wait a sec. You said there are five cards. But the cards left are Will's two, mine, Coy's, Anna's, and Kusal's. That's six. Schafer: Oh, I took Kusal's card out a while ago. Class:... Kusal: WHAT? You lied to me! You said "if I choose my card"! Schafer: I'm sorry, when did I ever say that your card was in the deck? Kusal: You know what? Fine. I say it's Will's card. Schafer: Eight of diamonds. Coy: That's me. //Goes to next problem Class: Oh. //It's a really hard problem //Part 2 //Class starts to laugh at Kusal Coy: Hmm... Kusal: Coy, if you do this one, I will love you forever. Coy: No. (hands him the pen) Kusal: FML. Aditi: Mr. Schafer, I know how to do this one. Schafer: Well, Kusal, it looks like you've been bailed out this time. //Class sighs/laughs

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March 16, 2018, 1:14 p.m.

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Schwartz: So in skydiving there's this thing called terminal velocity. Schwartz: It's poorly named.

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April 3, 2018, 2:52 p.m.

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Chorus teacher: "I don't want you guys to sound like mooing... geese!!"

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May 19, 2018, 9:46 p.m.

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Yash: Don't lactate on your lap.