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Oct. 6, 2010, 7:04 p.m.

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Swaney: Industry, we're talking about hard things, making those goods for export. Things like tools, equipment, steel, guns... Jed (under breath): ...germs. //if you've taken AP World, this should be positively uproarious

#2377

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Oct. 19, 2010, 5:30 p.m.

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Richard: It's one half mL squared, mothafucka'!

#2474

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Nov. 4, 2010, 11:31 a.m.

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Jenny: I told you not to punch me. *shows bruise* Marcus: When did I do this? Jenny: You said "I'm not weak" and punched me. Marucs: Which week? (laughter)

#2801

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Jan. 18, 2011, 4:57 p.m.

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Giles: If you can factor cubic expressions in your head, you are a freak show genius. //Goes ahead and factors in his head Class: Uhh...? So you’re a freak show genius?

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Feb. 24, 2011, 8:43 a.m.

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Pham: If I do it again, I turn you guy all black and send you out of the room.

#3380

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May 18, 2011, 7:39 p.m.

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//right after jazz band, where Allison has been complaining about how ugly her hat is Allison: Ms. Roberts, you know what's the ugliest thing in the world? Roberts: Your FACE? Students: -shocked laughter- Roberts: Did I just say that? Wow. It's only funny 'cause *I* said it.

#3817

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Nov. 30, 2011, 5:14 p.m.

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//Permutations and combinations problems Rose: So suppose Sally has 3 shirts, 4 skirts, and 2 pairs of shoes. So, let's assume everything is black, so it just like, automatically matches. How many outfits can Sally make? //another day Rose: So suppose you have 11 dancers... //later Rose: So with the 11 dancers... wait, no, let's do something a little bit more manly. So in basketball...

#3834

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Dec. 5, 2011, 7:26 p.m.

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Rose: Good, I love when I have nothing to do.

#3875

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Jan. 4, 2012, 1:17 p.m.

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David: You just broke the second most popular anagram generator on the internet?

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Jan. 11, 2012, 7:33 p.m.

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Sharon: Bob's asexual. Bob: Actually, if I could just reproduce by splitting that would prevent so much trouble. Samir: Aww, It's okay Bob...I'll find you a girl. Viju: Or a boy!