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#9399

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Nov. 18, 2021, 8:56 a.m.

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//Schwartz draws a semicircle, and then a line that doesn't *quite* touch one of the endpoints. He then draws a large dot at the endpoint which touches both the line and the semicircle Schwartz: Law of large dots, it's fine. They connect.

Explaining something that must be kept secret from all the freshies

schwartz

#9804

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Jan. 25, 2022, 11:30 a.m.

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Rose: I miss Piper Rose: ...don't say anything

I feel like I'm one of the only ppl who actually kinda liked her

logic, rose, piper

#9835

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Jan. 26, 2022, 7:40 p.m.

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Stephen: Man, I'm gonna love this class. Andy: Why, because of my shitposting? Steph: No, that was sarcastic.

#10029

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Feb. 18, 2022, 2:32 p.m.

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Mara: Uh oh, my friends are talking. That’s never good.

#10048

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Feb. 22, 2022, 1:53 p.m.

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//In 7th period Bio, talking about reproduction Michael W: So humans are always slowly regenerating their limbs right? Duval: What? I don't think any mammals are capable of regeneration. // Michael turns to me Michael W: That's crazy, I thought If I lost my arm it would just grow back Michael W: I hurt my leg playing volleyball, I thought worse case I could just grow back a new one.....

#10139

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March 3, 2022, 2:54 p.m.

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Mandy: I loved the ending because everyone died.

#10248

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March 10, 2022, 8:16 p.m.

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// MCYO rehearsal Sanz: I like to ask the Blair students if it is worth it.

#10350

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March 25, 2022, 12:36 p.m.

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Andy: How is a stick of gum like a gun? Jerry Song: They both get people into sticky situations. *Andy opens Blairbash* Jerry: No. Nooooooooooooo! // Later Jerry: I've gone through all 5 stages of grief in one Blairbash quote. Jerry: Noooo! I should have waited until you were done typing.

the punchline was supposed to be "the instant you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend"

jerry, blairbash, meta, gum, andy

#10870

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Sept. 23, 2022, 8:53 a.m.

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Student: As a very wise person once said, with great power comes great responsibility. Tinsley: Nooooooo! Nooooooo! *faceplants into desk* Tinsley: I don’t know how you guys found my kryptonite so early.

She hates that quote more than a 5 paragraph essay

Tinsley

#10880

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Sept. 27, 2022, 11:46 a.m.

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// Bio team lecture Sean: But it’s an impostor! Sean: Sussy!