#7073

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Dec. 21, 2017, 10:54 a.m.

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(In genetics, watching Jurassic Park, Ms. Sloe asks Daniel how to fullscreen) Ms. Sloe: you have to teach me these things or I won't be able to do them. (in relation... in the middle of the room) Neo & Dana simultaneously: "Give a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life"

#9292

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Nov. 7, 2021, 10:34 p.m.

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Dhruv: I just want to beat up numpy. Aditya: Well, your discord name is I hate numpy.

#7560

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Aug. 19, 2018, 3:51 p.m.

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Aaron: I poop potatoes? Better than anything you poop.

#11778

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April 21, 2023, 7:56 p.m.

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Andy: What's the little statue they put on gothic cathedrals called? Ace: Gargoyles? Andy: Well why don't you gargoyle on deez nuts?!

#6657

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Sept. 25, 2017, 5:39 p.m.

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//Rajit is known for somehow always getting the extra papers in our magnet classes Rajit: Argh! It's like I'm a paper magnet!! Alan: Just like how you're a chick magnet

#8434

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Dec. 18, 2019, 3:02 p.m.

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Student 1: I got a C on the rough draft! Student 2: How do you get a C on a rough draft? Student 3: I got a zero.

#288

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May 21, 2009, 10:19 p.m.

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So the charge builds up until the balls discharge.

#905

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Nov. 19, 2009, 8:42 p.m.

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//Eric Van Albert's Gmail status Conjecture: Bigger lazors can improve anything

#4106

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April 25, 2012, 4:05 p.m.

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Scott Wu: Why are all of my answers wrong??

#10871

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Sept. 23, 2022, 9:10 a.m.

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“Does sadge the frog have a nose?”