#6029

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Sept. 19, 2016, 10:39 p.m.

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Seoyoung: "You were at SPX!" Loann: "Yeah, I saw you but I didn't say anything cause it was kind of awkward!" Seoyoung: "Same!"

#7733

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Nov. 14, 2018, 4:26 p.m.

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Simon C: Your momma so fat she has more surface area than Gabriel's Horn!

#9789

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Jan. 20, 2022, 1:31 p.m.

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// Analysis BFT cram session, talking about error bounds Schwartz: It doesn't account for the curviness. Schwartz: But it does account for the growth.

#6088

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Nov. 2, 2016, 10:25 p.m.

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//As Street checks homework in Period 7 R&E Street:*to all of the guys at a table* You failed! You failed! You failed! Street:*gets to Shreeya* You see Shreeya is smart...she didn't fail. She doesn't have to defective Y-chromosome. *chuckles* Street: I'm just kidding...you losers are fine.

#7516

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May 31, 2018, 2:37 p.m.

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//Before 9th Period World History Mr. Mogge: To whom do I owe the honor? Ryan Tse: What honor? Mr. Mogge: What honor? The honor of working with you!

#9171

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Aug. 30, 2021, 3:44 p.m.

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“When I study history, I don’t see joy, or victory, or progress. I see something uncomfortable.”

#9274

-511

Nov. 5, 2021, 12:16 p.m.

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// 2 students discussing optimization during lunch in Schwartz, also talking about grades Student: Man I'm so sad that I got a B Schwartz: Suck it up! // Some time later Schwartz: You're doing fine!

#10657

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June 7, 2022, 10:14 a.m.

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Sean: What flag has the colors, red, white, and black? Jerry Song: Germany.

#13361

-511

May 8, 2024, 12:27 p.m.

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jordan curve theorem? more like ME curve theorem

#5663

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Nov. 24, 2015, 6:22 p.m.

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//Ben is trying to repair his broken umbrella. Ben: Courtney keeps on stealing this. She probably broke it Carl: Just like she breaks your heart whenever she leaves. Ben: If she broke my heart, it would be because she took my umbrella again. Carl: Just like she took your virgini- //Ben throws half of his umbrella at Carl.