#8491

-717

Feb. 6, 2020, 1:11 p.m.

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Sloe: I don't know, just google it! Sloe: Google knows everything

#3635

-1145

Oct. 4, 2011, 4:35 p.m.

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Schafer: Everyone get on the carpet. //Everyone gets on the carpet Schafer: OK, is everone ready? //Someone farts Students: Hahaha... //Couple minutes later Schafer: Pretend we are in a river on a raft-- Akshay: That is powered by fart!

#5603

-614

Oct. 28, 2015, 1:58 a.m.

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M Fan: "Did you seriously just eat all the candy that I got for Halloween?" H Zheng: "I have a weakness for Twix bars and Korean violinists ;)"

#9007

-614

Feb. 17, 2021, 12:36 p.m.

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Student: Keep in mind -- I'm not Amanda Gorman.

#9249

-614

Nov. 2, 2021, 6:47 p.m.

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// Literally anytime anything happens during orchestra Roberts: EREWWAUGHUAGHUGHUGAHAGAHHHH

#10587

-614

May 18, 2022, 4:45 p.m.

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Kaluta: Blairbash that.

#7073

-927

Dec. 21, 2017, 10:54 a.m.

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(In genetics, watching Jurassic Park, Ms. Sloe asks Daniel how to fullscreen) Ms. Sloe: you have to teach me these things or I won't be able to do them. (in relation... in the middle of the room) Neo & Dana simultaneously: "Give a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life"

#7560

-824

Aug. 19, 2018, 3:51 p.m.

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Aaron: I poop potatoes? Better than anything you poop.

#11778

-931

April 21, 2023, 7:56 p.m.

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Andy: What's the little statue they put on gothic cathedrals called? Ace: Gargoyles? Andy: Well why don't you gargoyle on deez nuts?!

#6657

-721

Sept. 25, 2017, 5:39 p.m.

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//Rajit is known for somehow always getting the extra papers in our magnet classes Rajit: Argh! It's like I'm a paper magnet!! Alan: Just like how you're a chick magnet