#5335

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Dec. 21, 2014, 3:06 p.m.

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Jyotsna: We have to perform some kind of music in front of blocks C and D for physics tomorrow. Roadkill: Ew. Jyotsna: Say something to calm my nerves. Roadkill: Well, you're screwed. Have fun! Jyotsna: Wow, thanks. Roadkill: No problem. Wait. Do I have to do this next year? Jyotsna: Yes. Roadkill: Oh shit..

#4707

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Jan. 10, 2014, 7:49 p.m.

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//Discussing switching into Klein's class next semester Arianna (Referring to taking Klein's class): You should do it! Commit suicide with me! Albert: That's a red flag, Arianna. That's not something you should joke about. I should tell a trusted adult. Maybe I should tell Mr. Klein.

#9502

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Dec. 3, 2021, 8:33 a.m.

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"i know what i'm talking about with this date stuff. i'm a legend. it's documented." - kyei

#9771

-515

Jan. 16, 2022, 3:50 p.m.

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// Chinese school, practicing for the AP dialogue Yun: 我可以把学校放回来 (I can put the school back together)

#10650

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June 6, 2022, 12:43 p.m.

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Sean: I am the least cringe magnet sophomore!

#12044

-515

Sept. 1, 2023, 11:18 a.m.

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Ryan: Seniors don't eat the freshmen, they eat out the freshmen.

#11787

-630

April 26, 2023, 9:31 a.m.

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//On our way to Clay Gugan Thuduppathy: My Chromebook is thirsty, I think. Jerry Lu: Gugan, no! Jerry: This is a "Gugan, No!" moment. //Later Gugan: How did the water bottle filter not turn on?

#5662

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Nov. 24, 2015, 6:18 p.m.

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//Courtney takes Ben's backpack Ben: I'll get you for this! //Ben starts quoting movies Ben: I'll get you my pretty, and my umbrella back too! Courtney: Aww, did you just call me pretty? //Ben starts to panic Ben:No, I called you "My pretty" //Courtney bursts out laughing Courtney:That's worse! //Ben sighs Ben: My brain just isn't working right now.

#8440

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Dec. 19, 2019, 8:55 a.m.

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Student 1: Take a photo of her bald spot! Aka her hair part! Student 2: Oh, I thought you meant her face.

#7687

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Oct. 31, 2018, 9:06 a.m.

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Wensen: Harvard is a piece of shit school that only looks good on paper.