#10023

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Feb. 17, 2022, 7:16 p.m.

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// Kyei Pd. 4 - students had to find out how many people in the class were born in the Fall or Spring via recursion, or there would be a recursion test next week. They failed twice Kyei: Alright, I'll give you one more chance. Armand: *turns to Nathan* Three! Three people in the rows behind me- Nathan: *turns to Henry* SIX!

#12508

-48

Nov. 13, 2023, 9:12 a.m.

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Chris: We should cancel the EPA because nobody cares about the environment.

#12862

-48

Jan. 18, 2024, 10:15 a.m.

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Sai Ryan: you have too many senior friends

#5335

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Dec. 21, 2014, 3:06 p.m.

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Jyotsna: We have to perform some kind of music in front of blocks C and D for physics tomorrow. Roadkill: Ew. Jyotsna: Say something to calm my nerves. Roadkill: Well, you're screwed. Have fun! Jyotsna: Wow, thanks. Roadkill: No problem. Wait. Do I have to do this next year? Jyotsna: Yes. Roadkill: Oh shit..

#4707

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Jan. 10, 2014, 7:49 p.m.

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//Discussing switching into Klein's class next semester Arianna (Referring to taking Klein's class): You should do it! Commit suicide with me! Albert: That's a red flag, Arianna. That's not something you should joke about. I should tell a trusted adult. Maybe I should tell Mr. Klein.

#9502

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Dec. 3, 2021, 8:33 a.m.

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"i know what i'm talking about with this date stuff. i'm a legend. it's documented." - kyei

#9771

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Jan. 16, 2022, 3:50 p.m.

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// Chinese school, practicing for the AP dialogue Yun: 我可以把学校放回来 (I can put the school back together)

#10650

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June 6, 2022, 12:43 p.m.

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Sean: I am the least cringe magnet sophomore!

#5663

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Nov. 24, 2015, 6:22 p.m.

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//Ben is trying to repair his broken umbrella. Ben: Courtney keeps on stealing this. She probably broke it Carl: Just like she breaks your heart whenever she leaves. Ben: If she broke my heart, it would be because she took my umbrella again. Carl: Just like she took your virgini- //Ben throws half of his umbrella at Carl.

#8440

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Dec. 19, 2019, 8:55 a.m.

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Student 1: Take a photo of her bald spot! Aka her hair part! Student 2: Oh, I thought you meant her face.