#5663

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Nov. 24, 2015, 6:22 p.m.

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//Ben is trying to repair his broken umbrella. Ben: Courtney keeps on stealing this. She probably broke it Carl: Just like she breaks your heart whenever she leaves. Ben: If she broke my heart, it would be because she took my umbrella again. Carl: Just like she took your virgini- //Ben throws half of his umbrella at Carl.

#8440

-519

Dec. 19, 2019, 8:55 a.m.

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Student 1: Take a photo of her bald spot! Aka her hair part! Student 2: Oh, I thought you meant her face.

#7687

-527

Oct. 31, 2018, 9:06 a.m.

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Wensen: Harvard is a piece of shit school that only looks good on paper.

#7647

-412

Oct. 11, 2018, 8:05 a.m.

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//whether college apps are important Pham: Did I ever say no? Did I? No!

#10829

-412

Sept. 16, 2022, 3:34 p.m.

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Katz: I haven’t been quoted since becoming mod

#12755

-412

Dec. 19, 2023, 10:46 a.m.

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Adithi: why do you blairbash everything

#13342

-412

April 26, 2024, 3:30 p.m.

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Jason: why is it so splishy Eric: wtf? Jason: no y'know Jason: how is that munting?

#11787

-531

April 26, 2023, 9:31 a.m.

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//On our way to Clay Gugan Thuduppathy: My Chromebook is thirsty, I think. Jerry Lu: Gugan, no! Jerry: This is a "Gugan, No!" moment. //Later Gugan: How did the water bottle filter not turn on?

#8570

-525

March 16, 2020, 5:32 p.m.

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// Pd 3 Precalc Hari: Mr. Kirk, you should friend me on the Switch.

#9499

-416

Dec. 3, 2021, 8:14 a.m.

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"you know the vibes. everybody was ugly in middle school." - kyei