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#4707

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Jan. 10, 2014, 7:49 p.m.

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//Discussing switching into Klein's class next semester Arianna (Referring to taking Klein's class): You should do it! Commit suicide with me! Albert: That's a red flag, Arianna. That's not something you should joke about. I should tell a trusted adult. Maybe I should tell Mr. Klein.

#9502

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Dec. 3, 2021, 8:33 a.m.

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"i know what i'm talking about with this date stuff. i'm a legend. it's documented." - kyei

#9771

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Jan. 16, 2022, 3:50 p.m.

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// Chinese school, practicing for the AP dialogue Yun: 我可以把学校放回来 (I can put the school back together)

He meant to say "I can put the books back" when the prompt was about working at a library

chinese, yun

#10650

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June 6, 2022, 12:43 p.m.

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Sean: I am the least cringe magnet sophomore!

#5663

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Nov. 24, 2015, 6:22 p.m.

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//Ben is trying to repair his broken umbrella. Ben: Courtney keeps on stealing this. She probably broke it Carl: Just like she breaks your heart whenever she leaves. Ben: If she broke my heart, it would be because she took my umbrella again. Carl: Just like she took your virgini- //Ben throws half of his umbrella at Carl.

-Ben is bad at throwing umbrella pieces -Ben also explained it was very hard to get the umbrella's shaft back in the hole after it broke

umbrella, courtney, ben

#8440

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Dec. 19, 2019, 8:55 a.m.

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Student 1: Take a photo of her bald spot! Aka her hair part! Student 2: Oh, I thought you meant her face.

#7687

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Oct. 31, 2018, 9:06 a.m.

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Wensen: Harvard is a piece of shit school that only looks good on paper.

doesn't care about its undergrads, antisemitic department heads, depressed students, grade inflation

harvard, wensen

#7647

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Oct. 11, 2018, 8:05 a.m.

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//whether college apps are important Pham: Did I ever say no? Did I? No!

#12755

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Dec. 19, 2023, 10:46 a.m.

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Adithi: why do you blairbash everything

#13342

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April 26, 2024, 3:30 p.m.

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Jason: why is it so splishy Eric: wtf? Jason: no y'know Jason: how is that munting?