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Dec. 18, 2009, 10:23 p.m.

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Ravilious: I never knew my colleagues were so interesting!

#1365

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Jan. 20, 2010, 10:02 a.m.

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Duval: I'm staring at the quadratic formula thinking of Frère Jacques. Jacob: Frère Jacques? Duval: Yeah, my mom's a math teacher, and she teaches the quadratic formula using Frère Jacques. *sings* "Negative b, negative b, plus or minus the square root of, plus or minus the square root of, b squared minus four a c, b squared minus four a c, over two a, over two a."

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Feb. 20, 2010, 7:11 p.m.

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//pd6 analysis1a Rose: So I'm going to go ahead and flip this inequality around, since I'm scared of greater-than signs. Class: <laughs> Rose: No, I'm being serious.

#1549

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Feb. 25, 2010, 8:16 a.m.

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Mr. Stein: Finally, the type of snowstorm we're supposed to get! The type that avoids us and hits New York.

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March 15, 2010, 2:34 p.m.

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Janitor: Ima give you one last chance, man. Kid: Man, I ain't movin'. Janitor: Man, Ima call Smiff over here cuz you undaminin' me. Janitor (on walkie talkie): //looks at Smith across lunch room// Ayo Smiff!...(Smith doesn't respond)...Smiff! Smith: What? Janitor: Smiff, dis kid ova heuh is undaminin' me! Smith: Ok, man I be right ova. Janitor: Smiff, dis kid ove heuh is undaminin' me! Man, he betta stop undaminin' me!!!!!

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April 23, 2010, 2:50 p.m.

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Rose: "Don't bother me, I'm playing Sporcle."

#2013

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June 23, 2010, 11:05 a.m.

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Rose: We're back. I had a temporary dumb-student-induced heart attack.

#2187

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Sept. 23, 2010, 10:44 p.m.

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Jeremy: God-damn it Earth, stop moving!

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Oct. 1, 2010, 8:59 a.m.

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Theresa: You know, I think Andy Gilbert is actually pretty rapable. ... Theresa: Don't put that on BlairBash!

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Nov. 3, 2010, 10:29 p.m.

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Demma: So this is not only the smog that hovers over LA all the time, but it's also the stuff that they use to make Viagra. Class: What? Really. Demma: Sure! It makes leaky capillaries. [Demma proceeds to explain very graphically how a medicine that makes capillaries slightly leaky would make a good erectile dysfunction medication] See, they gave it to a bunch of old guys during medical testing. And then they wouldn't bring their leftovers back because it was like, 'DING, erection time!' And this was a nightmare for the old ladies, because they were glad that they didn't have to pretend enjoying fucking these old farts... now anyway, what was I talking about?"