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Sept. 21, 2011, 9:03 a.m.

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//AP Psychology Smrek: Okay, who knows what mean, median and mode are? Evan: Mr. Stein wrote a play about them.

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Oct. 4, 2011, 7:17 p.m.

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Billings: Well, she's not unattractive; she just looks like a bug.

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Oct. 28, 2011, 2:09 p.m.

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//Mr. Stein is talking about what a bad mood he's in while Eva puts a problem on the board Mr. Stein: ...Anyways, we gotta talk about this problem. What have we got here? Oh, looks like it's a battle... BAM BAM! //Eva screams and bumps into the board Mr. Stein: That puts me in a better mood.

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Nov. 5, 2011, 11:50 p.m.

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//Debate meet Patrick Shan: So we had the most boring crossfire, like, ever. At one point, the guy was like "I don't have any questions for you. Do you have any questions for me?" and I was like "No, I don't." And we just sat there and looked bored.

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Dec. 3, 2011, 7:57 p.m.

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//Maliasa goes up to Mr. Englemann's desk to give him his homework Maliasa: Hey, do you happen to have a cough drop? Englemann: I had one, but I gave it to my wife last night. Maliasa: Really, dude? You choose your wife over me?

#4007

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Feb. 28, 2012, 9:51 p.m.

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Student: Mr. Klein, can I have a tissue? Klein: A tissue?! I barely know you!

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March 16, 2012, 5:05 p.m.

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Schafer: So I came home yesterday all ready to watch Community...then my wife made me look over a poster she had to present today, and I was just like "Aww" Kathryn Waychoff: That's what my brother asked me yesterday, and I said no. Schafer: But who did you say no to? Waychoff: My brother. Schafer: Who would I have said no to? Waychoff: Your wife. Schafer: See that's the difference. Waychoff: Come on Mr. Schafer, stand up for yourself! Wear the pants in the relationship!

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March 23, 2012, 4:34 p.m.

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M-E: I turn Asian in the sun! Tony: Yes, you are officially Asian!!

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Feb. 2, 2013, 9:41 p.m.

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Rose: So anything times one is like, one, so...

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Nov. 12, 2013, 1:27 p.m.

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Pham: Teddy, you get me in trouble last week play pokemon. Teddy: what? Pham: You were in lab, and Ms. Piper walk behind and see you play pokemon. Teddy: But I was in Dvorsky's lab- Pham: You need grow eyes behind your head! Make sure she don't see you! Teddy: Okay, I'll make sure she never sees me playing pokemon again.