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June 14, 2022, 4:19 p.m.

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Kaluta: Blairbash, are you getting this? ... Say that again as a full sentence. Henry: I left the flag at home on my kitchen table.

#11851

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May 17, 2023, 2:04 p.m.

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Jerry Song: Bed is uncomfortable? More like cot lacking.

#11899

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May 25, 2023, 8:23 a.m.

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Lodal: Guys, just never use yellow [text] for a presentation. Oliver: That's gotta be racist!

#12149

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Sept. 19, 2023, 9:30 a.m.

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Leul: [sleeping with flight attendants] is something that Yongle would do. Yongle: i mean if they're hot...

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April 1, 2025, 3:17 p.m.

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Glenn: I don’t like the term Agnatha because it reminds me of that aunt that you don’t want to visit on Christmas.

#385

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May 31, 2009, 11:53 p.m.

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"I keep on taking your pictures and now my camera's broken"

#474

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June 21, 2009, 12:32 a.m.

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Eugene: Guess what? I was the first woman on the Sun.

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June 21, 2009, 12:35 a.m.

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Mr. Rose: What else are logarithmic functions used for? Gilad: Confusing young children.

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Oct. 28, 2009, 4:38 p.m.

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Schafer: Tell me Charlie, have you been to Candy Mountain?

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Dec. 15, 2009, 8:02 p.m.

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//Diana and Caroline are talking about animal mating rituals, including those done by human males. Kamal is playing Half Life nearby. Kamal: The game is a mating ritual. Caroline: The game does not get you laid. //Kamal does not hear Diana (yelling): The game does not get you laid! Kamal: The game lets you get laid with the game...