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#2239

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Oct. 1, 2010, 8:59 a.m.

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Theresa: You know, I think Andy Gilbert is actually pretty rapable. ... Theresa: Don't put that on BlairBash!

theresa andy gilbert rapable

#2471

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Nov. 3, 2010, 10:29 p.m.

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Demma: So this is not only the smog that hovers over LA all the time, but it's also the stuff that they use to make Viagra. Class: What? Really. Demma: Sure! It makes leaky capillaries. [Demma proceeds to explain very graphically how a medicine that makes capillaries slightly leaky would make a good erectile dysfunction medication] See, they gave it to a bunch of old guys during medical testing. And then they wouldn't bring their leftovers back because it was like, 'DING, erection time!' And this was a nightmare for the old ladies, because they were glad that they didn't have to pretend enjoying fucking these old farts... now anyway, what was I talking about?"

Denma makes the LA smog gas and proceeds to spend the next 20 minutes discussing the merits of Viagra in an honors Chem class.

honors_chem, smog, viagra, chem, demma, la

#2570

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Nov. 18, 2010, 8:08 a.m.

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Amy Yan: Life is like a novel... without sparknotes.

During english class, in response to the quote "Life's like a novel with the end ripped out."

amy, yan

#2621

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Dec. 1, 2010, 7:49 p.m.

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//Daniel Anderson is rifling through his lunch. He pulls out a banana in a Ziplock bag. Daniel: Why is my banana in a plastic bag?! Ori Perl: Because your banana needs protection! Daniel: No... just no... //Later Daniel: Wow, the peel broke... Ori: It's not protective anymore! Daniel: -facepalm-

#2989

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Feb. 24, 2011, 7:16 p.m.

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Pham: Hyper without the high. It low. (To Ashu) Low like you. Ashu: ??? Pham: He didn't get it. Ashu: No, I get it. Pham: He still doesn't get it.

#3021

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March 3, 2011, 4:59 p.m.

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Balla: So Carol, why are you not a mushroom?

#3051

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March 8, 2011, 11:05 p.m.

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Kathryn K: Girl, I'm the original gang symbol!

#3070

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March 12, 2011, 8:28 p.m.

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Stein: So the last 5 points of the project will be based on how well your model does. The team that does the best will get 5 points, the team that does the worst will get 1 point. Student: But you said the team that does the worst will get a D. Stein: Exactly, they'll get a 1/5. Student: That's not a D... Stein: Okay fine, they can have a 2/5.

While discussing the sports statistics NCAA bracket project

stein

#3156

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March 27, 2011, 7:29 p.m.

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Theresa: Are you saying that Janvi should get a McCain tattoo and I should get a Biden tattoo and then we can hook up and watch two crazy old politicians symbolically have sex?

#3221

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April 11, 2011, 10:38 p.m.

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Porac: What is something that will make the symptoms of drinking ease? Neel: Hashish or cannibis? Porac: How about something more legal...although that does work. Classmate: Cocaine!