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Nov. 18, 2010, 8:08 a.m.

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Amy Yan: Life is like a novel... without sparknotes.

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Dec. 1, 2010, 7:49 p.m.

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//Daniel Anderson is rifling through his lunch. He pulls out a banana in a Ziplock bag. Daniel: Why is my banana in a plastic bag?! Ori Perl: Because your banana needs protection! Daniel: No... just no... //Later Daniel: Wow, the peel broke... Ori: It's not protective anymore! Daniel: -facepalm-

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Feb. 24, 2011, 7:16 p.m.

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Pham: Hyper without the high. It low. (To Ashu) Low like you. Ashu: ??? Pham: He didn't get it. Ashu: No, I get it. Pham: He still doesn't get it.

#3021

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March 3, 2011, 4:59 p.m.

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Balla: So Carol, why are you not a mushroom?

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March 8, 2011, 11:05 p.m.

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Kathryn K: Girl, I'm the original gang symbol!

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March 12, 2011, 8:28 p.m.

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Stein: So the last 5 points of the project will be based on how well your model does. The team that does the best will get 5 points, the team that does the worst will get 1 point. Student: But you said the team that does the worst will get a D. Stein: Exactly, they'll get a 1/5. Student: That's not a D... Stein: Okay fine, they can have a 2/5.

#3091

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March 16, 2011, 12:59 p.m.

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Reckson: Isn't Jesus a zombie?

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March 27, 2011, 7:29 p.m.

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Theresa: Are you saying that Janvi should get a McCain tattoo and I should get a Biden tattoo and then we can hook up and watch two crazy old politicians symbolically have sex?

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April 11, 2011, 10:38 p.m.

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Porac: What is something that will make the symptoms of drinking ease? Neel: Hashish or cannibis? Porac: How about something more legal...although that does work. Classmate: Cocaine!

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Sept. 21, 2011, 9:03 a.m.

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//AP Psychology Smrek: Okay, who knows what mean, median and mode are? Evan: Mr. Stein wrote a play about them.