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Jan. 25, 2022, 1:45 p.m.

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Andy: I busted a bean Andy: I smashed it on the table until it broke *pause* Andy: Now I can snort it

#2161

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Sept. 20, 2010, 5:53 p.m.

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Mr. Pham: Yeah, when I read that I was surprised; on average women live 14 years longer than men! Steven Silberholz: It's 'cause they don't walk in front of cars. Lev: No, women are the ones who drive into men.

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April 26, 2011, 6:24 p.m.

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Myles: ...yeah, she's an OBGYN. Tatyana: Sorry? Myles: A gynecologist. Sharon: A what? Myles: A... Evan: *FRANTIC KILL GESTURES* NO NO NO NO NO Sharon: What's that? Evan: You said it, you explain it. Myles: No, you explain it!

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Nov. 9, 2011, 6:09 p.m.

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//Sometimes Mr. Fowler has to fight off other teachers who want to use our classroom for 3D graphics Mr. Fowler: I'm glad there's no one trying to steal our classroom this period! I managed to fight off a French teacher earlier today. Matt: Well, they're French. They surrender to everything, how hard could it be?

#4147

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May 19, 2012, 10:08 a.m.

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M-E: Sometimes I like to pet my eyebrows....

#4301

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Nov. 13, 2012, 10:33 a.m.

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Laura: You know when you go home and start blasting eighties music and start dancing around? Katie: No I really don't...

#4390

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Jan. 11, 2013, 6:06 p.m.

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//Discussing repoopulation, where poop is reingested to help with digestive issues Shaun: What guy said "Oh yea, let's just try eating poop"? Neil Davey: No!  It's actually ingenious.

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Jan. 28, 2013, 6:54 p.m.

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//From Facebook Ivan: Anyone wanna go to the Washington Auto Show this weekend? Cars, friends, and shitty over-priced food, what more do you want? Billy: Actually I was planning to secretly walk over to your house and plant potatoes in your yard this weekend...

#5255

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Nov. 12, 2014, 6:56 p.m.

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//In Period 3 Pre-Calc C, Rose has just written the impossible expression "4/0" [4 divided by 0] on the board. Rose: This is garbage. Just because I wrote it on the board doesn't make it real. //He proceeds to prove his point by drawing other mathematically-impossible expressions on the board. Rose: In fact, it doesn't even have to be on the board. It could be something I say. Like . . . Wheelbarrows forever! Sunrise into the art.

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Oct. 17, 2016, 8:31 a.m.

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Stein: Donald Trump ruined my class. We're modeling whether the sun will come up.