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Sept. 4, 2025, 12:36 p.m.

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Fritz: What's wide at the bottom, small at the top, and has ears? Caleb: Cooper

#8156

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May 9, 2019, 11:57 a.m.

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Daniel: Only moral degenerates cross their sevens.

#8459

1929

Jan. 14, 2020, 7:06 a.m.

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//pd 3 genetics Sloe: Noam, oh my god sit down! You’re great. And I ate your granola.

#8251

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June 13, 2019, 9:06 a.m.

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Robert: A key that opens many doors, is a master key. A door that is opened by many keys, is fucking useless.

#4329

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Nov. 28, 2012, 10:29 a.m.

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Shubham: Moose poop is good.

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1523

Oct. 31, 2017, 5:50 p.m.

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Michio: I am infinitely attractive Schafer: ...Uh...I don't even know where to start saying no //proceeds to explain, using physics, that Michio has next to 0 attractiveness

#8261

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Sept. 3, 2019, 1:41 p.m.

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//Stat, first day of school, Stein is going over expectations Stein: Oh yeah, that's my twitter, follow me on twitter Stein: I don't follow students back, but you should follow me Stein: I'm trying to get to 1000 followers, help me out here

#3894

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Jan. 13, 2012, 4:51 p.m.

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//Heard heading to the buses. Student: But racism is so funny!

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1117

Feb. 16, 2012, 12:16 p.m.

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Allen: I failed the SAT II. I got a 790. Now I won’t get into Harvard. Avikar: Not to burst your bubble, but you weren’t going to get into Harvard anyways.

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March 24, 2012, 12:05 a.m.

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//Moose is going on another communist tirade Moose: But I'm not actually a communist! I know there are flaws! And I know you guys know that too! So what are some flaws? Lowell: Well, if everybody was allowed to do what they wanted to do, then we'd have a bunch of athletes and musicians and dancers and artists, and nobody wants to work in a farm or a factory. So you have a bunch of people saying "I want to paint!" Well, that's great, but then where's the food? Can you paint me the food?