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May 21, 2009, 9:09 p.m.

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Mogge: Remember, you should wait until you are married before you have sex. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to do it, just say "Mr. Mogge said it's okay to say no." I can guarantee you it will change the topic of the conversation.

#420

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June 5, 2009, 11 a.m.

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Zimmermann: You name your robotics computers? Jacob: Yeah, after the Tales of the Gashlycrumb Tinies by Edward Gorey. Zimmermann: So you can say, "Scott Lawrence found a security hole in Susan, so I did penetration testing."

#499

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July 7, 2009, 6:16 p.m.

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Hammond: "We should patch up our security holes sometime" is a phrase that sends shivers up my spine. "We should patch up our security holes now" is better," and "We've patched our security holes" is better yet. :-)

#2089

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Sept. 9, 2010, 3:01 p.m.

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Vivienne: Ms. Denny bears a striking resemblance to a vampire I know.

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Oct. 28, 2010, 1:14 a.m.

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//Gross is talking about Naturalism Doyung: Nice boots, Ms. Gross. //Gross looks at him strangely, class snickers Doyung: I said you have nice boots, I didn't know they still made the kind you're wearing. (points at her boots) Class: Ohhhh. Doyung (realizing what they thought he said): Man, you guys are sick.

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Jan. 19, 2011, 6:06 p.m.

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Male students: Do you know where Stein is? Rose: In his room. Students: He's not there, do you really know where he is? Rose: (shrugs) ... He's in the girl's bathroom. Go find him. Just open the door, even if he sounds like a girl, he's just playing with you.

#3341

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May 11, 2011, 5:21 p.m.

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Lodal: So as a final result we have 1.66*10^4 kilojoules Scarano: Wait, WHAT about killing Jews?

#3931

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Feb. 5, 2012, 4:40 p.m.

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//At Robotics, cleaning up Ivan: Why is Robotics such a slob? Patrick Shan: If everyone worked as hard as I did, this place would be so clean.

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April 23, 2012, 6:04 p.m.

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//On pajama day for spirit week Raanan: Man, I just realized, I could have used pajama day as an excuse to come to school barefoot. Aleksander S.: I could have used it as an excuse to come to school naked.

#5489

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May 14, 2015, 8:59 p.m.

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//Doing a counting problem in Functions Rose: So we need like, seven classes, A B C D E F G. A for Analysis, B for Biology, C for Chemistry, D for... Dutch, E for... Entomology, F for Functions, and G for... for... Giraffes.