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Dec. 10, 2018, 12:27 p.m.

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//ADSA Pd. 6 //It's Cheikh's actual birthday Gonzalez: Because El Salvador has a messed up government, my dad has both an actual and a legal birthday. I look like a bad son whenever I fill out paperwork because I have to ask what his birthday is, so I have to know both birthdays. My dad's is January...I don't remember.

#7812

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Dec. 18, 2018, 9:31 a.m.

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//3rd Period Stat //Schwartz walks in. Schwartz: I didn't find any charts on the printer, but I found these CHA-A-A-A-A-ARTS!

#8184

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May 22, 2019, 6:06 p.m.

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//Eli trying to convince Kaz that he does useful things Eli: I can draw a Big Chungus in 20 seconds! Isn't that useful? Haydn: That straddles the line between useful and useless things. Eli: *hairflip* See? It S T R A D D L E S the L I N E!

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Sept. 4, 2020, 11:51 a.m.

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// before 9th pd ess started, Kirk dropped in to say hi Kirk: I'm holed up in New Jersey right now, so this is my temporary classroom. But wait! *changes background to a picture of his classroom at home* Now I'm at home! Class: *laughter* Kirk: And that's not all! *reaches up to shelf hidden by zoom background and pulls out a Charmander plushie* Now I have two Charmanders! Class: *loses it*

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Oct. 23, 2020, 1:50 p.m.

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//logic Rose: You simply hold a pool party to show that your haters are wrong Rose: You have dogs and knives and jumping and everything

#10706

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June 15, 2022, 4:49 p.m.

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Mr. Rose: It is NOT morbin' time!!!

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Sept. 19, 2022, 12:23 p.m.

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//Quizbowl Novice Tournament at JHU. The Blair team sees Albert, a Blair alum Krish: So Albert, do you go to Johns Hopkins? Albert: No, I'm just volunteering. I go to the Krieger School of Arts and Sciences Raun: Oh! Where's that? Albert: Johns Hopkins University!

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March 22, 2024, 7:35 a.m.

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Eric Shi: do you like fascism or communism? Jason Yao: both Jason: Anyways what is sodomy, like actually?

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Feb. 25, 2019, 3:08 p.m.

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//9th AP NSL Cirincione Cirincione: if you were enumerating the faults of your significant other, you might say: they didn't get you anything for Valentine's day, they never tell you how pretty you are today, they keep calling you by the name of their previous significant other, and they're a terrible person.

#3448

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June 6, 2011, 5:35 p.m.

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Pham: I will come and rip your head off....wait, no I won't because then blood get on the floor and the janitor will get angry at me.