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Nov. 25, 2009, 12:13 p.m.

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Rose: Ok, we're going to go up by desk, do it really fast and shove it down our throats, and then do some more dumb crap and then some math.

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Nov. 3, 2010, 11:06 a.m.

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Richard: Why is everyone hating on Christine O'Donnell? She's so sexy. Viju: Richard, why are you so into Christine O'Donnell? Richard: She's a woman! Viju: So is Hillary Clinton! Evan: Wait, really?!

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Feb. 27, 2019, 9:32 p.m.

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//Entomology 5th Jonathan: A true "Berkowitz Grenade" would be a single sesame seed. Carl: No, that's a Berkowitz Bullet.

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Oct. 1, 2019, 7:57 a.m.

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Student: Am I tripping or did she say the test is for completion?

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Sept. 22, 2025, 11:20 a.m.

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//Chaotic Rose Anthology 19.09.2025 "When the teacher starts talking before the bell rings, that's how you know things are serious." "I'm just going to keep using violence because it's fun." "I have a plan and the plan will succeed because I say so." "Usually I lose battles with my students." "It's like I have two Rakshays, which is one too many at least." "Before my wife and I got married, she wanted to have a Christmas tree, but I'm Jewish, so I don't do that. The compromise we came to is that she could have her Christmas tree and I'd get a Satan statue for balance, but all the Satan statues are ugly and I don't want them in my house, so I got an Aristotle statue instead."

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Feb. 23, 2016, 9:17 p.m.

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Steven: For some reason it feels normal when I do it with guys, but when I do it with girls it's weird. Jonah: You could be talking about a lot of things.

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Sept. 22, 2017, 4:55 p.m.

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Rose: Let's name it function f, f for Evan.

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May 3, 2018, 1:20 p.m.

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//Quantum Pd. 7 Tanzola: Okay seriously Reynald, how do I get a quote on Blairbash? Haydn: Just say something funny Tanzola *defensively*: I'm funny! //People start laughing

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Oct. 1, 2009, 10:09 p.m.

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Pham: You know why there flashing light on bus? So when bus get hijack and take into woods, helicopter find.

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April 16, 2020, 4:12 a.m.

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//in an announcement email on canvas //3:43 am I will also not reinvent the WHEEL like use ZOOM!!!! MORE later. thanks Hinkle PS still a morning person