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June 7, 2013, 7:33 p.m.

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//M-E and Jade knock on the door to 325 while Pham is teaching a class Pham: You guy want pizza right? It raining too hard. //Entire class stares weirdly at M-E and Jade

#4573

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Sept. 6, 2013, 2:43 p.m.

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Jared Lichtman: So you just look at the tension and you see that it's just a recursive acceleration blob thing.

#4643

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Nov. 6, 2013, 2:43 a.m.

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Joel: Weast should be shot. Jacob: No, he should be promoted to Secretary of Education. And then shot.

#4941

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May 14, 2014, 7:09 p.m.

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Marcus in formal clothes sitting by Radina with roses on the table. Schwartz (jokingly to Marcus): Did she say yes? Because if she said no that would be really awkward...

#4970

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May 24, 2014, 5:07 p.m.

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//Grossman has brought up again why he won't add Forrest Gump to the cinematic analysis list Student: Can you add Frozen? Grossman: I took my kids to see that movie. It was scary. Student: What? Another Student: I haven't even seen it yet and it's not scary! Third Student: Can we watch it now? The [other class across the hall] was when we were taking a test! Grossman: No, but when you think about it, there's this crazy Swedish chick with ice powers. Tell me that's not scary. Student: Okay, first of all, she's Norwegian... //This went on for a good five minutes

#5172

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Sept. 7, 2014, 8:15 p.m.

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//Talking about importance of bacteria to health Ostrander: I wouldn't mind if you were to pick your nose in class and eat it. Class: Ewww! Ostrander: Listen, listen, it's science!

#5202

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Sept. 30, 2014, 9:30 p.m.

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//Gaby says something Whitacre: What? I can't even hear you. Gaby: Nothing. Whitacre: Nothing? Are you saying that when you open your mouth, nothing useful comes out, so I just shouldn't listen to you? Gaby: ...Yeah. (with conviction)

#5240

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Oct. 31, 2014, 10:11 a.m.

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//Discussing Queen Elizabeth Whitacre: Yeah, she got around, but she never got around to getting married

#5253

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Nov. 11, 2014, 11:20 p.m.

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Norton: I took Statistics in college. I barely passed . . . Statistics is really important though.

#5289

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Dec. 3, 2014, 9:10 p.m.

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Noah: I think I'll modify it to be a little less passive-aggressive Student: So you can be more actively aggressive? Noah: I haven't decided