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Sept. 13, 2017, 6:47 p.m.

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//Whitcare explains his outlook on marriage and women Whitacre: Yeah! When you're single all the money goes to you! Whitacre: Childbearing at 60? You gon' attend his graduation? Whitacre: The king's mom might still be pulling the strings behind the scenes, and then the king builds a beautiful boat for the mom. Of course, he plans for it to sink. Whitacre: You guys still do arranged marriage! On those dating sites like christians.com or farmerwomen.com, you guys are basically arranging yourselves for marriage! Oh, are you on that .com site right now?

#6587

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Sept. 13, 2017, 6:52 p.m.

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//Handing out a quiz Whitacre: And don't think about drawing on them! You don't have any artistic talents anyways.

#6664

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Sept. 26, 2017, 9:29 p.m.

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//Making up a chemical equation to balance in Lin Alg Students: Hydrogen gas! Dichromate! Salt! Carbon monoxide! Schwartz: I will now write the chemical formulas on the other side. //Schwartz writes: NaCr3 + CrH5 + C24 + H2O + ClH2O Schwartz: That's chlorine water!

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Jan. 31, 2018, 10:16 a.m.

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//pd 3 AP world Whitacre: Ussher said the Earth was created at 9:00AM, October 3rd, 4004 BC. Student: Dang! Whitacre: What? 9:00 too early? You want to get up at noon? See, this is why you can never be G-d!

#8761

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Nov. 19, 2020, 1:13 p.m.

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Kirk: I'm ranting! We're running out of time!

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Jan. 14, 2021, 11:17 a.m.

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Kirk: I'm gonna oscillate! // later Kirk: I'm gonna go back and forth ... almost like a 1990s video game of skateboarding Kirk: ... where you have a 2D stick figure going back and forth on the thing ...

#9707

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Jan. 6, 2022, 8:58 a.m.

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Schwartz: What are they not? Everyone: Fractions Schwartz: But they kinda are, aren't they? But they're NOT fractions. Except we are dividing them. *Writes something on the board* Schwartz: What is this? Don't say it, DON'T say it yet... Student: The chain- Schwartz: Don't say it yet! We kinda are cancelling though.

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Nov. 14, 2022, 2:21 p.m.

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Sean: Would you agree that Medvedev's forehead looks like a windshield wiper?

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Dec. 19, 2023, 3:52 p.m.

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Lucas Kim: you can blairbash anything else but not racial slurs

#12810

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Jan. 3, 2024, 5:14 p.m.

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//chaotic hart anthology, january 3 "In your other classes, you did a Kahoot, you took a nap ... Are we going to do any of those things here? No." "I swear I'm teaching chemistry, not just about cats." "You have red cards -- which are actually called 'cherry' -- and you have green cards -- which are actually called 'green'." "This is the Web of Glory. I couldn't think of a name for it, and then it came to me -- in a dream. No, it didn't, but it makes a good story." "I want a s'more where someone else roasts my marshmallow."