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Dec. 10, 2009, 5:37 p.m.

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You're going to keep growing up until you stop. ~Boys to Men coach

#1151

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Dec. 13, 2009, 1:14 a.m.

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"Pee's not gold." - Eugene, on the historic alchemic effort to derive gold from urine

#1247

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Dec. 22, 2009, 10:30 p.m.

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//Jacob has this in his Gmail status Duval: e-mail SRP paper. Schafer: decision pending. Smith: guys, let's just enjoy the break?

#1619

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March 9, 2010, 6:39 p.m.

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//Shrimp walks into 215 //It's Ac is setting up Diana: Hey Chris, you should join It's Ac practice! Shrimp: When? Diana: Now. Shrimp: Where? Diana: Here. Shrimp: Do you guys get into semifinals? Diana: Yup, and finals too. Joel: Yeah, we actually win.

#1757

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April 8, 2010, 8:10 p.m.

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James Hill: Oh a proof? I ain't got that sort of free time. It'd be badass if Wolfram could generate proofs.

#2402

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Oct. 22, 2010, 5:41 p.m.

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Stein: The Law of Large Numbers does not mean that it will make up for the eight babies that already happened.

#2916

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Feb. 10, 2011, 11:14 p.m.

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//Announcement comes on for the Breast Cancer assembly in the middle of checking calc hw Rachel Carruthers: Hey, who wants to go down? Giles (to girls in class): You guys don't have to go if you don't want to go. Rachel: What are _you_ doing, Mr. Giles? Giles: _I'm_ not going!!

#2966

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Feb. 22, 2011, 5:31 p.m.

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//trying to explain something to physics team Shirley: There are two things. Well, there are more than two things.

#2981

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Feb. 24, 2011, 8:44 a.m.

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Pham: Who got problem 85? One person, two person, three person? Come on guy, you supposed to be smart kids!

#3085

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March 15, 2011, 5:33 p.m.

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//Mr. Rose does his little chuckle Rose: No Richard, Rice Krispies did not name its cereal after calculus.