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#9713
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⚐ ReportGibb, looking over Ace's shoulder as they play protobowl: this is the most random stuff I have ever seen. Gibb: I love it.
#9712
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⚐ Report//Roberts is gone Sub: I’ve taught the kids which ends to blow in! *Half of the orchestra in hysterics* // Later Sub: I need a male volunteer because I am not allowed to have a female student alone in the office with me.
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⚐ Report// pd. 3 Kyei ADSA Kyei: I've just been nonstop grading, I have no idea who has an A, who has a B, who's close. Jeremy (enthusiastically and hopefully jokingly): I have an E! Kyei: That's crazy, broski!
#9708
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⚐ Reportadsa pd 3 mr kyei: "if we go virtual, you guys will want to come back. im gonna be like mr rose. you will hate it."
#9707
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: What are they not? Everyone: Fractions Schwartz: But they kinda are, aren't they? But they're NOT fractions. Except we are dividing them. *Writes something on the board* Schwartz: What is this? Don't say it, DON'T say it yet... Student: The chain- Schwartz: Don't say it yet! We kinda are cancelling though.
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⚐ Report//Duval has entered the room to drop off her keys. Schwartz: What type of line has a constant x value? Duval: Uhhh... vertical? Schwartz: Round of applause! Class: *applause*
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: The definition of a limit is that t is not t naught Student, to himself: T is not t naught, t naught is not t, it's t naught.
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: multiple choice is evil. I only use it on BFTs because I can't fit things otherwise.
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: we will have a BFT on the last day we meet for the quarter. Student: what does that mean? Schwartz: mcps initialism. Don't worry about it. Schwartz, quietly: if anyone actually knows, please tell each other quietly