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#12308

1214

Oct. 13, 2023, 11:46 a.m.

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Jeremy Kang: i'm not homophobic, i'm gay for Sean

#12307

99

Oct. 13, 2023, 11:11 a.m.

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Divy: of course you're doing monkeytype, that's what you are

he saw me doing monkeytype at lunch

divy

#12306

66

Oct. 13, 2023, 10:26 a.m.

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Alex Liu: Hey, you want an internship with my uncle? Alex: It's at the bioweapons lab in Beichaoxian.

beichaoxian -> north korea in Chinese

alex

#12305

1010

Oct. 12, 2023, 11:22 p.m.

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Smolen: Everyone has to come to terms with the fact that their squat form is sh*t.

She tried to turn this into an analogy about our bow holds

smolen

#12304

1111

Oct. 12, 2023, 9:37 p.m.

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// MCYO rehearsal Smolen: You guys look like you're being held captive. Smolen: Which means that you guys will eventually love me because Stockholm Syndrome!

#12303

810

Oct. 12, 2023, 4:25 p.m.

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Sam: Do you like strippers, Victoria? Victoria. I love strippers, I give all my money to them

#12302

55

Oct. 12, 2023, 3:06 p.m.

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"euphoria has all five syllables of the alphabet" - a random freshie 2023

#12301

99

Oct. 12, 2023, 2:49 p.m.

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Rose: I'm mad all the time, for different reasons.

#12300

1717

Oct. 12, 2023, 2:44 p.m.

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sahu: after becoming a high school teacher, i've become, like 20% more emo.

#12299

66

Oct. 12, 2023, 1:38 p.m.

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Delaney: the bacteria die screaming Delaney: you can hear them scream