#13251

79

April 3, 2024, 12:14 p.m.

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// Stelzner is talking about how people say they're racist to get out of jury duty Yongle: Wait... I should be racist!

#13250

1111

April 2, 2024, 3:15 p.m.

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Smolen: You need to stop breathing.

#13248

1010

April 2, 2024, 1:05 p.m.

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Karen: *Rips an incredibly loud burp* Schwartz: Good resonance!

#13247

33

April 2, 2024, 12:45 p.m.

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//Reading mod note for 12871 Justin: that's true! Justin: even andy ying admits it! Eric: it was probably david katz

#13246

57

April 2, 2024, 11:09 a.m.

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Andy: Why does this feel like a drug deal? Eric: It's a magnet kid drug deal

#13245

33

April 2, 2024, 9:37 a.m.

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Bosse: Teachers are like students! Bosse: Sometimes we don't wait until the last minute to do things.

#13244

1111

March 25, 2024, 9:42 a.m.

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Alan Sai: I'm gonna teach you how to order dimsum la Alan: so you point at what you want and you say "yat go" (一個) Alan: If you want more, you say "leung go (兩個)"，"sam go (三個)", etc. Alan: if they don't give you what you want you say "puk gai 仆街" (roughly meaning "[go] drop [dead] on a street") Alan: if you still don't give you what you want you say "HAM GA TSAN (冚家鏟)" (roughly meaning "death to your family")

#13243

44

March 22, 2024, 11:07 p.m.

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Hart: Do you know what's underrated to do during Spring Break? Board games. Hart: I have tried to start a Friday night board game tradition in my family. It's not going well. Hart: I only start grading papers once my kids are asleep. 11 pm to 2 am is sacred to me.

#13242

-15

March 22, 2024, 7:44 p.m.

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sela: that’s racist john: *appears* did someone say racist? milo: where did u come from!? sela: and why is that ur trigger word?

#13241

-13

March 22, 2024, 7:43 p.m.

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john: *sneaks in to mr pham’s class* mr pham: who are u? john: im alem mr pham: john, get out of here.