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#12669
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⚐ ReportO'Donovan: If my parents wanted me to go through pain, like "You'll never do it again!", they'd use alcohol! Peroxide doesn't hurt!
#12667
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⚐ ReportLodal: Glenn once was passing around a container of humus Lodal: a kid thought it was hummus and reached his hand into it and took a bite
#12666
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⚐ ReportPrange, as a substitute: Your teacher, Ms Hart, is so organised that she can be absent and still have tests ready for you to take in class, fully prepared, in folders. Jeremy: What's it about? Alkene and alkyne addition reactions? What are those? It must be for another class. Prange: I'm not that much of a sucker. //later Prange: She said the quiz should take 15 minutes, which means you'll spend 30 minutes on it -- I know how these things go.
#12665
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⚐ Reportsahu: *gets call* sahu: hello? ???: your car is in the gara-- sahu: you have the wrong number!! sahu: *hangs up*
#12664
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⚐ ReportRose: in practice there's probably less than 36^7 licence plates Rose: for examples they won't let curse words, calls to insurrection, etc. Yongle: How would you make a call to insurrection in 7 letters Rose: they probably wouldn't allow "KILLGOD", that's a bit too weird.
#12663
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⚐ Report//talking about frozen shirts Rose: Elsa on one shirt looking depressed as she always is
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⚐ ReportSahu: ArrayList!?!? Veena: trust, it's gonna be fire bro Rose: (mumbles to himself) fire... kids... one slang term person...
#12661
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⚐ ReportStein: Just trust me on the arithmetic Stein: I know that's usually a risky thing to do with me but just do it
#12660
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⚐ ReportAndy: If freshmen are maggots, what are seniors? Street: Maggots grow up to become houseflies. Street: So this means you spend the rest of your life looking for poop. Does that sound good?