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Sept. 15, 2023, 2:52 p.m.

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Glenn: One of my friends had a high school band and it's name was UTI. Glenn: If you're like me it probably means urinary tract infection. Glenn: According to him, it stood for "under the influence" which is not much better.

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Sept. 15, 2023, 2:46 p.m.

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Non magnet kid: what's the difference between magnet and cap? Non magnet kid: why do all magnet kids do origami?

#12135

33

Sept. 15, 2023, 2:40 p.m.

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Rose: What is a minor? Esther: me. //later Rose: we just learned that [Esther] is a small crime

#12134

33

Sept. 15, 2023, 2:37 p.m.

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// rao ninth period rao: she’s grooming you like a horse rao: well like a pretty horse

#12133

77

Sept. 15, 2023, 2:18 p.m.

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Delaney: Like a bad divorce, the electrons spend most of their time around oxygen. Delaney: They can come visit hydrogen on the weekends.

#12132

33

Sept. 15, 2023, 12:46 p.m.

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Ari: yeah, but it's the *stupid* kind of goatee.

#12131

-44

Sept. 15, 2023, 10:47 a.m.

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Random person in the hallway: I wanna get an STI

#12130

79

Sept. 15, 2023, 9:29 a.m.

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Eric Yang: If warm-ups are called warm-ups then exit tickets should be called cool-downs Skyler: No, warm-ups should be called enter tickets.

#12129

68

Sept. 15, 2023, 9:13 a.m.

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Jacobs: What do you think of when you I say Apollo? Michael Wang: The moon landing? Gus: It was fake! Jerry Song: God, I would like to report a glitch.

#12128

24

Sept. 15, 2023, 9:08 a.m.

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Student: i don't know how to draw Bill Nye Student: he's so wrinkly