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#11933

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June 5, 2023, 12:49 p.m.

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//English 6th period Goldberg Highsmith: Do you prefer the text or the audiobook? Leul: I prefer the audiobook because I don't want to burn calories reading. Annika: What the f**k? You can burn calories while reading?? Highsmith: Annika! Watch your language!

You burn 1 thousandth of a calorie by blinking. Assuming a 35 mins of reading and a blink rate of 22 blinks/min, Leul would burn 0.77 calories or 3.22 joules of energy //mod note: much more burned from turning pages or scrolling

working_out, english, reading, annika, leul, highsmith, goldberg

#11932

99

June 5, 2023, 7:58 a.m.

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Schafer: Ok, time for an Italian lesson. Schafer: So we know that "ino" means little and in Italy, there is a pasta called linguini. Schafer: "ling" means tongue, so linguini means little tongue. Schafer: Now there are a bunch of other Italian pastas with names referring to body parts, some rather inappropriate.

#11931

46

June 2, 2023, 2:59 p.m.

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// AP World debate Victor: Wait is Hitler on the list? Victor: I want to be Hitler.

#11929

1111

June 2, 2023, 1:19 p.m.

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Anderson: [Rivkah], what's rizz? Rivkah: Rizz is short for charisma.

#11928

99

June 2, 2023, 12:29 p.m.

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Rose: I think I’m losing it

#11927

1212

June 2, 2023, 12:28 p.m.

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Rose: what do you think, should we not do the quiz? Entire class: yes! Rose: really? you know, I don’t really feel like giving it out either

knowing Rose he will give it out but not grade it

rose, quiz

#11926

1010

June 2, 2023, 12:09 p.m.

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// Mr. Kyei comes back to Blair Foster: Yeah, he came back to return his Chromebook.

He teaches part time at Northwood and at UMD now

foster, kyei

#11925

1010

June 2, 2023, 11:08 a.m.

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Ethan, upon introduction to some gay people: Oh shoot! There's more lesbians!

#11924

59

June 2, 2023, 9:35 a.m.

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// Going on a tangent Schwartz: We don't care about the middle, this is just like reading books. Schwartz: The only book I was unable to finish was the Great Gatsby in 11th grade. Schwartz: I get that the characters are supposed to be detestable, but I just couldn't stand them. // Later Schwartz: If you want to write about Shakespeare, all you have to do is go to an arbitrary page and pick a word from a longer passage. Schwartz: Then write an essay about how profound that word is and how Shakespeare was such a great writer for using that word.

#11923

-15

June 1, 2023, 7:34 a.m.

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// Watching documentary on China Seat: What is Alibaba? Andy: The Chinese black market!