#10974

26

Oct. 13, 2022, noon

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O’Donovan: Is there anything you guys are allergic to? Jerry Song: I’m allergic to water. O’Donovan: Fine, do it under the fume hood!

#10973

26

Oct. 13, 2022, 11:50 a.m.

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Jerry Song: Magnesium has 4 states. Jerry: Solid, liquid, gas, and ribbon!

#10972

1414

Oct. 13, 2022, 10:56 a.m.

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// Demonstrating an experiment Stein: Alright so we block 1000 people into different weight groups. Stein: This is America, so let's make 500 of them heavy people.

#10971

1113

Oct. 13, 2022, 10:33 a.m.

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Stein: Sam Du, I'm telling you an interesting story. Wake up. Stein: One of my children, for the purpose of this story, I'll call her Martha. Victor: That's her real name. Stein: That is her real name. // Later, Victor is on his phone Stein(to Victor): Are you texting your mom? Stein: Tell her that you love her.

#10970

1919

Oct. 13, 2022, 10:22 a.m.

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Stein: My first wife... Sudhish: First? Stein: She's my only wife. It's a statement of fact. Stein: Mr. Kirk is getting married next year and he calls his fiancée his former girlfriend.

#10969

77

Oct. 13, 2022, 10:08 a.m.

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Stein: Chapter 11 doesn't have any math in it. Stein: But you're still getting your math credit so shhh!

#10968

2121

Oct. 13, 2022, 9:48 a.m.

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//Mr. Rose is showing Alex Joseph a math thing. Mr. Rose: I actually posted this on twitter like a year ago. If you just-- Alex: I don't have twitter. Mr. Rose: Don't have twitter. That's like saying "I don't have wikipedia".

#10967

1416

Oct. 13, 2022, 9:45 a.m.

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//Sub in Kaluta named Mr. Anderson (not the English teacher) Jeremy, walking in: Good Morning Mr. Anderson: The first person today to say good morning! What's your name, brother? Jeremy: Jeremy Mr. Anderson: Respect! You have respect and love in your heart. You see, I come from Jamaica. My father died 7 years ago. When I walked in, or -- I was the fourth child of sixth -- when one of my siblings walked in, if we didn't say good morning to my mother, he would say, get back to the door and do that again, and say good morning this time. But I go to all these different schools, and the kids walk in and they never say nothing, they just act like they don't see me here. That's not a knock on those kids, that's just how it is.

#10966

99

Oct. 13, 2022, 9:32 a.m.

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//Sub in Kaluta Mr. Anderson: He told me to give you paper C, and he said it was in the desk, but I'm lookin in the desk and it's not there. Mr. Anderson: Unless he meant on the desk, but there's so much stuff on his desk...

#10965

28

Oct. 13, 2022, 9:08 a.m.

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Ms. HC: *Singing* I'm going to kill you!