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#10874

1212

Sept. 23, 2022, 10:24 a.m.

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Stein: College is a scam.

He says the scam is how everyone is convinced which college is good and worth going to

stein, college

#10873

1010

Sept. 23, 2022, 10:01 a.m.

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Hammond: je n'attraperai pas de frisbees dans ma bouche. Hammond: It's in a french phrase book for cats. Hammond: It's in there with "I will come when called" and "I will not eat what I'm not supposed to."

#10872

2022

Sept. 23, 2022, 9:34 a.m.

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// Sameer is on his phone Stein: Are you texting your mom? Stein: Tell her you love her.

#10871

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Sept. 23, 2022, 9:10 a.m.

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“Does sadge the frog have a nose?”

While doing a multivar problem set

#copium

#10870

511

Sept. 23, 2022, 8:53 a.m.

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Student: As a very wise person once said, with great power comes great responsibility. Tinsley: Nooooooo! Nooooooo! *faceplants into desk* Tinsley: I don’t know how you guys found my kryptonite so early.

She hates that quote more than a 5 paragraph essay

Tinsley

#10869

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Sept. 22, 2022, 11:01 p.m.

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//PD 2 Lang. Students had to read one of two articles and teach it to their partners. Horne (to Reed): I'm sure you're an expert on the Serio article because Raun is a much better teacher than I am, right? *Reed nods* Horne: You're not supposed to be nodding!!

#10868

1313

Sept. 22, 2022, 5:44 p.m.

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Hart: *points to a skull* This is Johnny. He failed today’s quiz.

#10867

1212

Sept. 22, 2022, 3:10 p.m.

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// Solomon’s poem about Mr. Kirk’s word problem Iris and Yoda both pooped in the tank The poop permeated and god it stank Iris and Yoda crazy like the mad matter Filling the tank with fecal matter Iris and Yoda might seem cutie But they always do their duty Iris and Yoda both pooped in the tank And the brown stuff slowly sank Cause Iris and Yoda both pooped in the tank

#10866

88

Sept. 22, 2022, 1:32 p.m.

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// Chris Jin is humming Cotton-Eyed Joe in orgo Andy: You know the song is about STDs right? Chris: Maybe electrons are STDs.

#10865

68

Sept. 22, 2022, 12:52 p.m.

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*weird smell in Hinkle's room* Nolawi: smells like a dead rat in here Hinkle: Nah, more like a mouse