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⚐ ReportHallisey: I know the ones that answered know [the answer]. Hallisey: Hopefully they will be in your group.
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⚐ Report//FOT PD3 Raun: Do you know where I can find the set screw collars? Isak: No. Those are a rare codo... commodon... commodity. //Later Raun: I found the rare codonomoninity!
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⚐ ReportFus, over PA: Mr. Schwartz, I need [Student]. Schwartz: [Student]! Okay, got it. ... [Student], Ms. Fus needs you. ... You must save her from her trials and tribulations! // Student leaves Schwartz: ... I dunno. [Student]'s not amused by my commentary.
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⚐ Report// Upon seeing a student's profile picture, a cry-laugh emoji Bosse: Why are you crying?
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⚐ Report//Analysis 1B, talking about centroids Schwartz: Now, if I want to balance this with a stick... //Picks up a ruler Schwartz: Nah, not long enough.
#10642
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: So here we have a tank of some liquid. Class: Hydrochloric acid! Schwartz: What? Oh, this is a different kind of tank problem. We're trying to drain the tank here. Hadar: But what about the magical Stevens and Isaiahs? Schwartz: Oh. They'll be drained out too.
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⚐ Report// Schwartz monologue I am technically qualified to teach Physics, by the way. You can get qualified to teach a subject by just taking a test. So I went to Schafer and asked "what's on the physics [qualifier] test?" He says "you took AP Physics in high school, right? And you majored in physics in college?" "Yeah." "Then just review what you learned in high school. You'll be fine." Now, in high school, I took AP Physics in 11th grade. And in 12th grade, I took another physics course that went into much more advanced stuff based on multivariable calculus. None of the test was what I studied, and none of what I studied was on the test. I study for the test; I'm about to open the test; I'm ready; I know how to apply Stoke's theorem to these things ... and I open the packet, and the first question is "what is entropy?" I don't know this. Entropy is something to do with heat, right?
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: If we get to [textbook unit] 7.7, we get to submerge Mr Schafer in giant bodies of water! Class: Yay! Schwartz: And by "Mr Schafer", I mean imaginary Mr Schafer. Class: Ohhh ...
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⚐ Report//chaotic schwartz anthology, may 31 "We live in the world of spherical cows and vacuums." "My fervent hope -- bearing in mind how my hope has turned out before ..." "Nothing about this was clear, but do you have any questions?" "All of physics is just calculus. The only difference is that they look at stuff instead of thinking about it." "Schafer is a little stronger than I am -- sounds about right."