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#10434
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: On the one hand, obviously ridiculous. Schwartz: On the other hand, obviously ridiculous ... for a reason.
#10433
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: As you watch your long, odd, ... I'm running out of descriptors. Schwartz: As you watch your long, odd, FLESHY mass of arm move ...
#10432
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⚐ Report// Jeremy and Alex J. walk into Duval's class Duval: Is everyone done with their quiz? *Class nods in affirmation* Dvual: Alright class, interrogate him.
#10431
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: this method would only ever be useful in EXTRAORDINARILY contrived problems Schwartz: ...like every homework problem
#10428
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⚐ Report// After watching "Diamonds From Sierra Leone" by Kanye Rao: I thought it was weird when he married Kim Kardashian. Rao: He's very contradictory, because music is inherently materialistic.
#10426
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: Notice that I chose to talk about the Basic Comparison Test, because it means I get to say "Basic" a lot. Schwartz: Which will discourage the heathens here from calling it the "Direct Comparison Test". //later Schwartz: "Basic" is twice as good as "Direct", because B is two Ds stacked on top of each other. Katz: But "Direct" is twice as good, because the letter-index of D is twice that of B. Schwartz: Nooo! ... I have no immediate retort to that beyond shouting "nooo!"
#10425
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⚐ Report//chaotic schwartz anthology, april 6 "Some people here have been lightning rods for my wrath." "I don't expect you to come to me and say 'Schwartz, Schwartz, I shouldn't have gotten an 89.6 on that; you need to take off points!' No. Don't do that." "Clearly, everything your teachers tell you must be absolutely accurate!" "We don't need to prove that we don't know anything. We can just not know things. ... It's okay to not know things."