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#10357

66

March 28, 2022, 12:15 p.m.

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// Reading political posters Jerry Song: Every child is a wanted child. Jerry: Dead or alive, $500!

#10356

1010

March 28, 2022, 10:12 a.m.

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// Playing Mars rover video, video text says “8.5 months later” Andy(whispering): That also applies to a pregnancy. Jerry Song: A what? Andy: A pregnancy. Jerry: An abortion?

#10355

1919

March 28, 2022, 9:15 a.m.

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//Analysis 1 //Sudhish is making loud duck noises while stabbing Linda's paper with a pencil. He's also hugging a duck stuffed animal Schwartz, walking over: I didn't know it made sounds like that. Sudhish: normally it does, but the battery is dead. Schwartz: Are you sure? I thought I heard it quacking Sudhish: Oh, that was me.

#10354

1616

March 26, 2022, 3:23 p.m.

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Andy: Do you read the sundial clockwise or counterclockwise? Alena: I would assume it's read clockwise because its a clock.

#10353

1416

March 25, 2022, 5:28 p.m.

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Kaluta: Now, the company that makes the microcontrollers for our robots is called "VEX". [Sudhish slams both his head and fist on the table] Kaluta: I see he's got some experience with VEX.

#10352

2222

March 25, 2022, 4:05 p.m.

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//chaotic cirincione anthology, march 25 "Social Security is the single most expensive program of the US federal government. Why? Because old people just keep not dying." "I'm helping to employ elves -- the unemployment rate is very high for elves. There's not much for elves to do." "Who doesn't want to have an nuclear arsenal that can destroy the world hundreds of times over?" "Honestly, I think I should be paid more. But, really, a lot of people should be paid more -- but me especially." "Any questions? No? Good. You should never need help."

#10351

88

March 25, 2022, 3:10 p.m.

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Grace Ma: Maybe I'm just a degenerate Chinese person, but I like the intestines.

#10350

511

March 25, 2022, 12:36 p.m.

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Andy: How is a stick of gum like a gun? Jerry Song: They both get people into sticky situations. *Andy opens Blairbash* Jerry: No. Nooooooooooooo! // Later Jerry: I've gone through all 5 stages of grief in one Blairbash quote. Jerry: Noooo! I should have waited until you were done typing.

the punchline was supposed to be "the instant you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend"

jerry, blairbash, meta, gum, andy

#10349

1010

March 25, 2022, 12:23 p.m.

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// In reference to 10301 Jerry Song: Piper Taliff Smith Disorder.

Taliff and Smith were cs teachers at takoma, there's this weird curse for co'24 where every time we have a cs teacher, they retire/quit/leave //mod note: it might actually also be a takoma cs thing, holmes did that to '22 as well

cs, piper, smith, jerry, taliff

#10348

-37

March 25, 2022, 9:09 a.m.

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// Spanish assignment Victor: What are morals? Victor: What is integrity?