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⚐ Report// Reading political posters Jerry Song: Every child is a wanted child. Jerry: Dead or alive, $500!
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⚐ Report// Playing Mars rover video, video text says “8.5 months later” Andy(whispering): That also applies to a pregnancy. Jerry Song: A what? Andy: A pregnancy. Jerry: An abortion?
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⚐ Report//Analysis 1 //Sudhish is making loud duck noises while stabbing Linda's paper with a pencil. He's also hugging a duck stuffed animal Schwartz, walking over: I didn't know it made sounds like that. Sudhish: normally it does, but the battery is dead. Schwartz: Are you sure? I thought I heard it quacking Sudhish: Oh, that was me.
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⚐ ReportAndy: Do you read the sundial clockwise or counterclockwise? Alena: I would assume it's read clockwise because its a clock.
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⚐ ReportKaluta: Now, the company that makes the microcontrollers for our robots is called "VEX". [Sudhish slams both his head and fist on the table] Kaluta: I see he's got some experience with VEX.
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⚐ Report//chaotic cirincione anthology, march 25 "Social Security is the single most expensive program of the US federal government. Why? Because old people just keep not dying." "I'm helping to employ elves -- the unemployment rate is very high for elves. There's not much for elves to do." "Who doesn't want to have an nuclear arsenal that can destroy the world hundreds of times over?" "Honestly, I think I should be paid more. But, really, a lot of people should be paid more -- but me especially." "Any questions? No? Good. You should never need help."
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⚐ ReportAndy: How is a stick of gum like a gun? Jerry Song: They both get people into sticky situations. *Andy opens Blairbash* Jerry: No. Nooooooooooooo! // Later Jerry: I've gone through all 5 stages of grief in one Blairbash quote. Jerry: Noooo! I should have waited until you were done typing.