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#10295
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⚐ Report//Will walks in late, had said last class that he'd be sick Delaney: You're supposed to be sick. Will: No, I'm dead. But I came anyway.
#10294
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⚐ Report// Last day with the chicks Will and Madeline: By getting rid of the chicks, you're reducing the diversity of our school! Duval: The chicks are dragging down our test scores! Andy: Moral of the story: If you drag down test scores, you get eaten.
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⚐ ReportRoberts: Everyone go fill out Pratyusha's survey! Roberts: She'll give you food! Pratyusha what kind of food? Class: Edibles!
#10292
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⚐ ReportSean: I am the Senate! (Star Wars reference) Delaney: *walking to the back of the room* Hi, the Senate!
#10291
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⚐ ReportRoberts: Half the class is getting As, and half the class is getting Es. Roberts: We need that to change. We need to have everyone get an A. Hui: Or have everyone get an E.
#10290
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⚐ ReportRoberts: Open the handout; keep the handout; love the handout; memorise the handout.
#10288
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⚐ Report//two students baked cookies for L'Hôpital project and were about to serve it to the class Schwartz: If you're allergic to something, don't eat food containing the thing you're allergic to. //class laughs Schwartz: I know that's an interesting concept, but please don't eat things that would cause you to have a medical emergency. //later Andy: So I don't have to take the exam next class! Schwartz: No! That's not how it works! You're not eating the exam!
#10287
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⚐ ReportAce: Ms. Duval, how are you so good at catching the chickens? Duval: I just grab them, I wouldn’t call it good.
#10286
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⚐ ReportDuval: So consanguineous means kept within the family. Andy: Sweet home alabamaaaa!!!