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#9943

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Feb. 9, 2022, 10:11 a.m.

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Karen: Boy you got no mothers! Jerry Song: No, I have 7.

#9942

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Feb. 9, 2022, 10:06 a.m.

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// Student walks into class 15 minutes late with a bag of chips Subayi: Food is not allowed in this classroom. Student: I'll be back. *walks out*

#9941

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Feb. 9, 2022, 10:02 a.m.

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Rose: it's fine to let a 2 year old and a 4 year old run around on their own for 2 hours, right?

#9940

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Feb. 9, 2022, 9:36 a.m.

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// Cleaning up after yeast lab Mandy: Imagine you're washing your hands and you see Nicole approach you menacingly with two pairs of scissors Nicole: I can't do any damage with them though, they're not left-handed scissors

#9939

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Feb. 8, 2022, 5:55 p.m.

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//chaotic cirincione anthology, february 8 "Nobody sets out to make a TV show that's intentionally boring." "Calvin is a very smart, but basically sociopathic kid, who does all sorts of mischevious things." "Let's say it was a 4000-dollar lawnmowing contract -- that'd be a lot of lawnmowing." "It's not good for society if people go around beating other people up." "When I was your age, there was no streaming video on the internet." "I know standing up is hard, but you can do it! You got legs!"

#9937

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Feb. 8, 2022, 3:40 p.m.

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// Christopher walks into ento Duval: you walked in at just the wrong time, this video I'm about to show is a little gross Hui, deadpan: welcome to our discussion about ants and erectile dysfunction

"this video may be inappropriate for some users" //mod note: the video was about ants. the other part was Entirely Duval

ento, entomology, duval, 9th, hui

#9936

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Feb. 8, 2022, 3:14 p.m.

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Jackie: Inventor is so bad! Jackie: I wish I could stick my hand into it and *insert violent gesture*

#9935

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Feb. 8, 2022, 2:42 p.m.

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// P9 Rao Jackie: Is there gonna be a test today? Rao: No...that was a joke by Diego. *Entire class starts clapping*

#9934

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Feb. 8, 2022, 1:46 p.m.

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//Lodal pd 8, watching a video about sand crabs Video: Sometimes, it gets hard to tell which balls has been in whose mouth.

#9933

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Feb. 8, 2022, 12:48 p.m.

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Johnny: If I asexually reproduce that means I'm already perfect.