#8560

3131

March 11, 2020, 2:49 p.m.

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//9th discrete Rose: Theme of the day: EVERYONE IS GOING TO DIE.

#8559

4646

March 11, 2020, 8:59 a.m.

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Schwartz: Is today March 10? Students: Yeah. Schwartz: Remind me afterwards to call my mother because it's her birthday today. Schwartz: See, I know all the important dates, but I often forget what day it actually is. Schwartz: I won't know it's my birthday until I get a call from my parents and the I'll remember "oh yeah, today's my birthday."

#8558

2329

March 11, 2020, 7:54 a.m.

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*Lillian walks in a couple of minutes late to biochem* Bosse: YOU HAVE TO UPDATE YOUR RESUME

#8557

4040

March 10, 2020, 4:09 p.m.

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// At Quizbowl Practice Schafer: Well, clearly they spoke a different dialect of English. If you told them "Ok boomer" they'd be like "lskejr;flka? What is 'ok'?"

#8556

4850

March 9, 2020, 6:49 p.m.

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//Am getting my permission slip signed Me: Mr. Lodal I have this thing on thursday Lodal: *signs it* Lodal: We probably won't have school on thursday anyways

#8555

-109141

March 9, 2020, 6:38 p.m.

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ADSA expectation: smart kids doing advanced cs class reality: "EvilMuffin renamed the Hangout to 'a dead students' ass'" reality: Piper thinking its okay to explain concepts even less cuz we supposed to be smart reality: Screaming "lysdexic" in class reality: Piper roasting Jwang

#8553

2630

March 9, 2020, 1:09 p.m.

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//Per 7 Statistics Stein: You know, the psychology field is very suspect. They interview undergraduate students. You know why? Stein: They offer small amounts of money, which are very attractive to a college student.

#8552

3434

March 9, 2020, 8:34 a.m.

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//biochem Bosse: The reaction produces hydrochloric gas. Don't sniff it. It will burn your... brain.

#8551

3333

March 9, 2020, 7:55 a.m.

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*biochem, bosse has sent boaz to the back room because we're discussing a quiz he hasn't taken* Ms Bosse: There's always a risk you'll forget to tell them to come back when you're done. Speaking of which, did we ever get Peter back last week?

#8550

3943

March 6, 2020, 9:24 a.m.

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//about a test in discrete Talia: It was the most fun I've ever had failing a test