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⚐ Report//Functions Pd.1 Schwartz: So, we know that all polynomials... Shawn: Start with 10!
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⚐ Report//Talking about partitioning nodes to an X set and a Y set. Paul writes a Y on the board, Daniel Zhu complains that the Y is lower case. Paul: I'm sorry Daniel *erases Y and makes it serif* //Paul continues to talk and then writes a regular Y on the board again Paul: It's an upper case Y. Daniel Schaffer: You can't put serifs only on some of your Y's Haydn: You have just introduced us to three different types of Y's Daniel Schaffer: WHY would you do that? Haydn: Yeah WHY? Paul: That's a Ben Cucos Wiley moment right there. Haydn: Don't you mean a Ben Cucos Y?
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⚐ ReportSimon: Reminds me of when my mom faked a gas leak in the house to get me out of bed
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⚐ ReportShriyash: Apple phones are like AIDS, except you don't get to have sex beforehand.
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⚐ ReportNeil (reading a physics problem): Spider-man has just bought a home physics kit. People start insulting Spider-man. Neil: Hey, let Spider-man be! Evan G: Let Spider-man pee? What? But come to think of it, how does Spider-man pee during a high speed chase? His suit doesn't have a fly! The only thing I can imagine is him peeing on all the people below and making them think it was raining. But that doesn't seem fair. Davis (From across the room, no warning): It's absorbant! //Whole class dissolves into laughter
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⚐ Report//Silently reading the poem "The House Was Quiet and The World Was Calm" in Clay, Michael is making noise Clay: Michael, you're not - Michael: Being productive, I know. Clay: You're not being quiet and calm. Michael: Sorry, sorry. //He looks down at his desk Michael: Oh, I see what you did there!