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#6013

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Aug. 31, 2016, 8:15 p.m.

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//Honors 12 English, Ms. Cullen is asking every student an arbitrary question to get to know them. Ms. Cullen: Thierry, what makes you angry? Thierry: Harambe's dead

The best part was he answered immediately. Harambe is this macabre internet meme that peaked in the Summer of 2016, oh viewer from the 2020s. If you don't know what a meme is...

#6012

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Aug. 30, 2016, 6:57 p.m.

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//1st day of Period 4 AP NSL with Gabaree Gabaree: So did anything exciting happen to any of you over the summer? //Daniel Schaffer's hand shoots up. Gabaree: Yes? /Daniel mutters something quietly. Gabaree: What's that? Daniel (yelling): My pigeon laid eggs! Gabaree: ...

#6011

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Aug. 30, 2016, 3:44 p.m.

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//A freshman is talking to Anna Barth and Sambuddha Chattopadhyay Evan: What's your name? Sambuddha: Sambuddha Chattopadhyay Evan (sarcastically): Very funny.

#6010

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Aug. 29, 2016, 9:43 p.m.

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//Period 7 Precal C Rose: It's kind of like I'm slipping smart pills into your diet. Harris: I'm pretty sure drugging people's food is illegal. Rose: Well it's like precal enhancing...education! Is that an acronym? Shwetha: Pee!

#6008

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Aug. 29, 2016, 9:22 a.m.

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Stein: Have you guys heard of 538? It's the best website on the internet. Well, one of the best websites. There's ALOT of good stuff on the internet.

#6007

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Aug. 25, 2016, 11:42 a.m.

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Derek: "A lot of Indian families are misogynist." Sambuddha: "Well my family is androgynous....oh wait, not misogynist."

During SRP summer internship at UMD. Derek is a student at Poolesville

sambuddha, buddha

#6005

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Aug. 22, 2016, 10:01 p.m.

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Szabo: How bored are we that we are playing catch with lip gloss? Arianna: It's called toss and it's ChapStick.

#5962

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July 11, 2016, 12:22 a.m.

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//Mr. Clay pd. 7 //Clay gives practice essay and students seem unwilling to work Clay:*monotonous* Guys, Work, work, work, work, work! //A few students quietly sings Rihanna's work song //Few moments later, Clay notices that the class in unfocused Clay:*monotonous* Work, work, work, work, work! Willis:*singing* He see me haffi, work, work, work, work, work. Zakariya: Mr. Clay please stop saying that. Clay: Why? Zakariya: Cause thats a pop song. Clay: Focus, focus, focus! Is that a song? Zakariya: No... well actually. Willis: No, not really

#5961

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June 29, 2016, 5:52 p.m.

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Steven: The thing I love about STEM is that everything is pretty objective. Favid: Except Pham.

#5958

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June 18, 2016, 4:09 p.m.

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//Jonathan Berkowitz is very loudly pushing an office chair down the hallway //Schwartz is very quietly talking one-on-one with a student Schwartz: Why aren't you sitting on that and rolling down the hall?