#5551

35

Sept. 24, 2015, 6:01 p.m.

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Mogge: So in Mesopotamia, unlike the men, the women couldn't divorce their husband or really do anything to him if he was getting busy with other women. //A few laughs Mogge: I think I used that right. Earlier today I said that I wouldn't be at 6th lunch because I was getting busy with something. //Class laughs Mogge: I wish!

#5550

66

Sept. 24, 2015, 5:52 p.m.

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Stein: So if you just follow-- Class: Follow. Stein: DON'T MOCK MY RULES! My rules are not to be mocked! You're not supposed do that whenever I say "follow"-- Class: Follow. //Stein knocks over a chair Stein: NO! You don't say-that word-whenever I say that word!

#5546

66

Sept. 21, 2015, 4:41 p.m.

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//A to-do list is numbered 1, 1.5, 2, 3, 4, 5, 4, 6, 7, 9 Rose: I like to order my lists and assign a number to everything, but I don't really care if the numbers make sense.

#5545

22

Sept. 21, 2015, 3:22 p.m.

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//Doing an application problem to Econ Schwartz: How much of the Water company's output goes to Electricity? Student 1: .1! Student 2: .9! Student 3: .5! Schwartz: .5 is between .1 and .9...but it isn't even the arithmetic mean //Awkward pause Schwartz: (sarcastically) ...see, Econ majors worry about arithmetic. But math majors have BETTER things to think about

#5544

1010

Sept. 21, 2015, 3:17 p.m.

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Schafer: (as he draws a problem on the board) Cow goes moo...just keep singing...fish says quack or something...

#5543

48

Sept. 20, 2015, 1:34 p.m.

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//Ms. Thornton's Honors U.S. History Talking about how safe the mines were in the 1800s Thornton: Don't worry. It doesn't hurt anyone to do this. ... Except when it collapses.

#5542

55

Sept. 20, 2015, 1:30 p.m.

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//Ms. Thornton's Honors U.S. History Explaining mining accidents Thornton: So they would to make a new basket and lower a new Chinese guy down...

#5541

55

Sept. 20, 2015, 1:25 p.m.

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//Friday, September 18 2015 //Ms. Piper's FCS class //When Blair's football team is talked about on Infoflow Trunk: Let's touchdown on that story. Piper: And I thought I had been puns.

#5540

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Sept. 18, 2015, 6:41 p.m.

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//first to enter Piper's room Me: Where is everybody? The bell-- Piper: It rang hours ago! Me: Is everybody at functions? Piper: That's 5th period. He doesn't keep them through 6th, does he?

#5539

-19

Sept. 18, 2015, 12:43 a.m.

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Person: Tonka is running, and in the middle he takes a #2. Then he starts running again. Davis: Okay... running. (louder) Why does he run faster after the break? Everybody: He lost weight. Person 2: No, it must have been a fart.