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Nov. 12, 2014, 6:56 p.m.

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//In Period 3 Pre-Calc C, Rose has just written the impossible expression "4/0" [4 divided by 0] on the board. Rose: This is garbage. Just because I wrote it on the board doesn't make it real. //He proceeds to prove his point by drawing other mathematically-impossible expressions on the board. Rose: In fact, it doesn't even have to be on the board. It could be something I say. Like . . . Wheelbarrows forever! Sunrise into the art.

#5254

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Nov. 11, 2014, 11:22 p.m.

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//Norton is a long-term substitute for Ms. Duval, who normally teaches Magnet 10th-grade Biology. He said this his second-to-last day teaching the class: Norton: I haven't communicated with Ms. Duval in over a month. She probably thinks we're still doing the origin of life.

#5253

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Nov. 11, 2014, 11:20 p.m.

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Norton: I took Statistics in college. I barely passed . . . Statistics is really important though.

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Nov. 11, 2014, 11:15 p.m.

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//Norton on career choices //Period 3 Bio, discussing 'Interstellar', a movie about astronauts searching for a habitable world after Earth is destroyed by environmental change Norton: See, the thing is, that movie is relevant to today. The world needs more agricultural scientists, not game developers. Be an agricultural scientist.

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Nov. 11, 2014, 11:12 p.m.

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//Norton on hipsters Norton: You guys are young, and you're still free to make your own choices. So I'm asking you one thing. Please don't be a hipster.

#5250

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Nov. 11, 2014, 7:39 p.m.

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//Linguistics club Brian: Yes, question? Gabe: So-- Rose: You have one question for the next hour. Do you really want to use it now? Gabe: Does that mean-- Rose: Just stop.

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Nov. 11, 2014, 7:28 p.m.

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//pd. 9 Rose; doing the thing where someone has to be the skeptic and try to find an epsilon that Rose can't find an N to answer Rose: Ben, the limit of this function is 3. Ben: What's a limit? Rose: Well, I'm glad you asked. The limit of this function is three because as n gets bigger, the function gets closer to 3. Sam: What's 3? //class (including Rose) laughs

#5248

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Nov. 10, 2014, 8:46 p.m.

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//Norton on semantics Norton: So Stein really says 'arbitrary' instead of 'random'? That's so pretentious!

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Nov. 10, 2014, 1:29 p.m.

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Klein: If you think about it anatomically, it's pretty hard to get pregnant if the woman is behind you. Unless you're a really special person.

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Nov. 10, 2014, 1:24 p.m.

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Garret: Where's my worksheet? Elia: Oh, I turned it in for you. And wrote your name on it for you. Norton (immediately): Who is Gurt Kern?