#4680

77

Dec. 5, 2013, 2:55 p.m.

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Whitacre: Does it have to be politically correct? This is my class, what do you think.

#4679

37

Dec. 5, 2013, 2:51 p.m.

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//talking about toilet paper Rishab: Wait, what are we talking about? Whitacre: We are talking about the art of cleaning oneself after a bowel movement. Where is you head?

#4678

55

Dec. 4, 2013, 8:32 p.m.

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//Ms. Hart is talking about Okapis. See here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Okapi Hart: Can someone please explain to me - why are only their legs striped? Are they, like, galloping through bar codes?

#4677

55

Dec. 2, 2013, 8:26 p.m.

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//Discussing topics for the Math Phys papers Schafer: Avikar? Avikar: I'm doing Noether's Theorem. Schafer: Oh, you mean 'Nother's' Theorem? Avikar: No, it's pronounced 'NUER-ter'. I looked it up. Schafer: This is Murica. It's 'Nother'. Avikar: All right... Schafer: So what's the right way to pronounce it? Avikar: 'Nother'.. Schafer: WRONG!

#4655

68

Nov. 15, 2013, 10:46 a.m.

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Rose: Daniel Amir, you're the most alien looking person in this room. Like if we had to pick the least human person, you'd probably get the most votes.

#4654

1313

Nov. 14, 2013, 1:29 p.m.

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//Pham is taking attendance Pham: Avikar?.. Avikar? Avikar: What? Pham: You absent! Avikar: Yeah, I was absent last class- Pham: No, no you absent this class!

#4653

1515

Nov. 14, 2013, 1:26 p.m.

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//Pham is writing on the whiteboard //Pham picks up some jacket Pham: Who shirt this? Class: ... //Pham proceeds to wipe the whiteboard with the jacket

#4652

1616

Nov. 13, 2013, 8:58 p.m.

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Street: My students are all gifted. Severely gifted. Pham: Gifted means you put something in a box and throw it away.

#4651

-1428

Nov. 13, 2013, 12:36 p.m.

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Jeremy Lin: Jeremy Lin is number 1.

#4650

79

Nov. 12, 2013, 1:27 p.m.

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Pham: Teddy, you get me in trouble last week play pokemon. Teddy: what? Pham: You were in lab, and Ms. Piper walk behind and see you play pokemon. Teddy: But I was in Dvorsky's lab- Pham: You need grow eyes behind your head! Make sure she don't see you! Teddy: Okay, I'll make sure she never sees me playing pokemon again.