#4045

79

March 16, 2012, 5:05 p.m.

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Schafer: So I came home yesterday all ready to watch Community...then my wife made me look over a poster she had to present today, and I was just like "Aww" Kathryn Waychoff: That's what my brother asked me yesterday, and I said no. Schafer: But who did you say no to? Waychoff: My brother. Schafer: Who would I have said no to? Waychoff: Your wife. Schafer: See that's the difference. Waychoff: Come on Mr. Schafer, stand up for yourself! Wear the pants in the relationship!

#4044

33

March 16, 2012, 2:52 p.m.

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Schafer: I was thinking about these brownies, but I don't think I should. Devin: YOU SHOULD! THEY'RE GREAT! Schafer: Now I want them even less.

#4043

77

March 16, 2012, 12:59 p.m.

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Fowler: Has anyone seen David Kaufman? Or Philip? Student: I heard they're with Mr. Pham. Student 2: Mr. Fowler! You can't let them walk all over you like that! Fowler: Oh I know, I can't let David intimidate me with his muscles.

#4042

00

March 16, 2012, 8:36 a.m.

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Harrison: What's a mechanical psychotic squirrel? It sounds delicious!

#4041

22

March 16, 2012, 1:30 a.m.

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Mr. Ostrander: I can't believe there's someone stupider at cards than Chunwoo.

#4040

33

March 16, 2012, 1:29 a.m.

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Mr. Ostrander: Do you think I'm above lying? Chunwoo, you're beautiful.

#4039

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March 15, 2012, 9:08 p.m.

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///During Clay Period 9 English Class reading Romeo and Juliet(the balcony scene) Mr. Clay: What three words did Juliet want to say to Romeo here? Calvin: Sine, cosine, tangent!!!!

#4038

210

March 13, 2012, 10:27 p.m.

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//Talking about religion Milo: I accept Mesus as my saviour!

#4035

44

March 13, 2012, 9:09 p.m.

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Teacher: [Teacher], you've got one foot in the grave and another on a banana peel!

#4034

24

March 13, 2012, 9:08 p.m.

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Dr. Smith: It's seductive out there, and all of your friends are seductive as well.