#3694

1414

Oct. 20, 2011, 2:52 p.m.

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Evan: I met Mr. Rose's new girlfriend. Manesha: That's so cool! Evan: Yeah. They both have the same nose!

#3693

1010

Oct. 20, 2011, 2:51 p.m.

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Billings: Evan proposed that.... Mr. Kaluta: Wait what? Evan proposed to you?

#3691

88

Oct. 19, 2011, 4:49 p.m.

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Teacher: It's hard to soar like an eagle when you're a turkey.

#3690

59

Oct. 19, 2011, 4:33 p.m.

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Francis: So you were going to kill me, then she turned me into a doughnut??

#3689

711

Oct. 18, 2011, 7:34 p.m.

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Stein: So while Richard is doing the math problem on the board ... let's play with my iPhone! //Stein starts to talk to his iPhone, it responds with Siri Stein: Are you a man or a woman? iPhone: I was not assigned a gender.

#3688

33

Oct. 18, 2011, 2:11 p.m.

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John: The idiot village wants their idiot back.

#3687

88

Oct. 17, 2011, 11:02 p.m.

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Theresa: I still read Blairbash once in a while. Things have gone wild around here since I left. It's because I'm not there to soak up all the craziness. //later Theresa: I'm a crazy sponge.

#3686

1010

Oct. 17, 2011, 8:55 p.m.

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Rose: Man, Japan is so advanced! They have these things, they have really fast trains, and they have toilets that shoot water at you.

#3685

59

Oct. 17, 2011, 8:52 p.m.

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Schafer: ..So it's like if you drop a soap bar in the shower and it slides due to little friction. Student: Don't drop the soap bar! //Class laughs Schafer: Yes.. don't drop the soap bar. Then you'd get a soapy floor.

#3684

612

Oct. 17, 2011, 4:33 p.m.

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Angela: Nola, you have to stand up for yourself. You can't always get pregnant!