#3368

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May 15, 2011, 12:46 p.m.

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//throughout the night on the text-in message screen at prom Screen: dis fo real? Screen: WAKE UP OMAR Screen: help i'm trapped in the tv Screen: integrals

#3366

1212

May 14, 2011, 10:02 a.m.

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Emily: I always wear shorts. Thomas: You're wearing sweatpants right now. Emily: No.... //takes off pants

#3365

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May 14, 2011, 10:01 a.m.

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Stein: Did I tell you about the time I went to rock paper scissors championships? I was pretty good, but I had this problem: I always beat men, but I can never figure out women. //Stein beats Viju but loses to Sharon Stein: So then I got up to the Australian national champion. She was a woman, and she was all in skimpy leather clothing. I was like "Oh no!" Viju: I would have been like, "Oh yes." Stein: So anyway, it's best 3 out of 5. And I lost the first two. But you're allowed to take a break, so I did. When I came back, I hit her with my signature move. I used my left hand. She was flustered, I could see it. So I won the next two rounds. But then she took a break. I was like, "I'm going to beat the Australian national champion," and I knew she was going to throw paper, so I threw scissors. But then she rocked me.

#3362

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May 13, 2011, 4:58 p.m.

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//Discussing legitimate and illegitimate excuses for skipping Puzzlepalooza. Stein: The following are not excuses. 1 — I'm tired. 2 - These puzzles are too hard and I'm getting frustrated. 3 — I can't stand Blank; fill in the spot with someone's name. Kathryn: I CAN'T STAND ABBY. Abby: You can't stand.

#3361

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May 13, 2011, 1:46 p.m.

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//Thomas walks in thermo with donuts Ostrander: Did you bring enough for everyone? Thomas: No... Ostrander: Why don't you? There's a rule where if you want to have donuts you must have enough for your teachers!

#3359

35

May 12, 2011, 6:18 p.m.

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// During 9th Period Stat after the World AP Stein: I gave out two worksheets yesterday...for those of you who bothered to come... Lori: But I have an excuse! I was taking APPPPSSS!!! Stein: I don't want to hear it! APs are stupid. Kevli: But it was the Stat AP! Stein: I don't care. It doesn't matter what AP it was. AP World History. AP Statistics. They're both stupid.

#3358

68

May 12, 2011, 4:56 p.m.

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Stein: So who was closest on guessing what was on the AP? So it was on tea. I think Alice was closest. She guessed elephants. Viju: Is that because elephants live in India and Indians drink tea? Stein: EXACTLY!

#3357

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May 12, 2011, 4:54 p.m.

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//doing an AP problem about tea Stein: Biscuits? Tea and biscuits? What do they think we are, British? WHAT FLAG IS OVER THERE ON THAT WALL? Biscuits.

#3356

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May 12, 2011, 1 p.m.

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// While proctoring the World AP Ostrander: We'll begin in just a moment. At this time, if you have a study guide on your table -- which I see many of you do -- please put it away. You know, I should just print study guides out. I would charge a dollar less for them than everybody else.

#3355

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May 12, 2011, 12:52 p.m.

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// While proctoring the World AP and people were being disruptive outside Ostrander: Tony, please close the door. // Everyone looks around in confusion Alice: Austin, I think he means you. Austin: Uhhh... Ostrander: Ah, why am I referring to Austin as Tony? Austin: I thought you said honey, so I thought you were talking to her. (points at Sylvia) Ostrander: Well from now on, Austin will be referred to as honey. How are you doing, honey?