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⚐ ReportSchafer: Where did F = ma come from? Schafer: It came from Newton's brain. Schafer: I know it's a crap answer but it's true.
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⚐ Report// Orgo Jerry Song: Caffeine, crack, and phenol. That's my daily routine! Jerry: For legal reasons, that's a joke.
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⚐ ReportFoster: If I can't say anything nice, then I won't write a rec for you. Josiah: Can you say anything nice about this guy? *points to River Qiu* Foster(after a long pause): ..yes.
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⚐ ReportO’Donovan: Every time I see a prom-posal, I think, “please say no, please say no, please say no.”
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⚐ ReportKirk: I believe everyone knows at least one Pokemon Kirk: Kian what's actually your favorite Kian: Idk... Ash?
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⚐ Report// English Pd. 2 Howard: Fahrenheit 451 is about a society where books are banned because they think their ideas are dangerous. Howard: Nothing like that could ever happen today! Muttering under his breath: Florida.