#6578

57

Sept. 12, 2017, 6:41 p.m.

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Alan: Do we have pop quizzes in this class? Piper: No, we have mom quizzes. Alan: Okay. Wait, what? Piper: Mom quizzes are more gentle. //laughter

#6577

1515

Sept. 12, 2017, 6:39 p.m.

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Street: That could be a new thing. Looking as dumb as a magnet freshman. I like it.

#6576

33

Sept. 12, 2017, 6 p.m.

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*Talking about epsilon-delta proofs Rose: All epsilon, all Delta, ALL THE TIME.

#6575

012

Sept. 11, 2017, 5:40 p.m.

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Talking about one dimensional motion Schafer: You could be going in a negative direction with negative acceleration and you would be speeding up. //applause //Alan dabs Schafer: ...Did you just dab? //Alan nods Schafer: That was not dab-worthy. //laughter

#6574

1515

Sept. 11, 2017, 5:22 p.m.

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Talking about units Student: What do footpounds measure? Schafer: Stupidity.

#6573

410

Sept. 11, 2017, 5:21 p.m.

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Schafer: If you are curving, you are not going straight.

#6571

1818

Sept. 11, 2017, 12:20 p.m.

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//Pchem Pham: Last year the freshmen not scared of me. I don't know where I went wrong!

#6568

88

Sept. 8, 2017, 4:45 p.m.

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Schwartz: Usually when there's a steam sale, I put a list of the games I play on edline

#6567

22

Sept. 8, 2017, 2:56 p.m.

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Mogge: Do you know why you can't starve in the desert? Students: You'd die of dehydration before you starved. Mogge: ...I was thinking because of all the SANDwiches there. //Class groans

#6566

77

Sept. 8, 2017, 11:32 a.m.

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// Grace is trying to get a fork from the top shelf, but cannot see the box so she ends up grabbing two forks Grace: Ha I reached the shelf. Pham: Yeah but you got two. Some day, you get married, you gonna get two guys! Grace: Yeah, twice the fun. Immma get one husband and one concubine. Shwetha: How do you think you're gonna get two guys?