#5472

-113

April 25, 2015, 3:03 p.m.

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//Walking to class at Wallops, Shyaer points out that the drawstring of his sweatpants is really long. Ben: Shyaer, not only does your outfit repel ticks, but it repels women.

#5470

35

April 22, 2015, 4:16 p.m.

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//A counselor had a long family connections account discussion with Klein's Pd. 4 Lang //After she finishes and is preparing to leave: Eisenstein: "Now, originally we were going to have you guys all do a reading quiz. But because we don't have enough time left in class, I'll give you guys a pass on this quiz." Counselor: "You're welcome!"

#5469

17

April 22, 2015, 9:40 a.m.

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Pham: ...what's after 9?

#5467

-210

April 21, 2015, 9:28 p.m.

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//Physics team meeting Mike: So say you have a solar system. Victor: That's like a pretty big system! Mike: But not as big as your mom!

#5466

2931

April 21, 2015, 7:53 p.m.

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Mr. Pham: Hey, anybody know what date it is? Matthew: Four-twenty? Mr. Pham: You know what that mean? Matthew: Uhh..... Mr. Pham: Senior grade due in five days! Matthew: That's exactly what I was thinking.

#5465

1212

April 21, 2015, 7:21 p.m.

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//Quantum is taking a test //Someone's Siri goes off Schafer: She ain't gonna help you Siri: Sorry, I didn't get that. Schafer: See?

#5464

1010

April 21, 2015, 6:49 p.m.

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//Discussing Blair's lockdown due to an armed robbery nearby Eleanor: Wheaton and Northwood both had lockdowns because of it, but St. Bernadette's didn't do anything. Ms. Adamson: They just prayed.

#5463

1111

April 20, 2015, 9:16 p.m.

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//Admin and Hammond are derailing math phys. Teddy (to Admin): Can you hook me up with a two and a half week suspension? Admin: Just slug a teacher. Teddy: But I don't want to. Admin: If you don't want to do the work, I can't help you. //later in Math Phys Admin: We already interrupted Navarro's class, which was filled with just like 15 stupid sophomores. Schafer: Why did you use a redundancy there?

#5462

55

April 20, 2015, 9:01 p.m.

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Schafer: I am nothing if not on top of my game today. Therefore, I am nothing.

#5461

-11

April 20, 2015, 9:01 p.m.

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//In Quantum, discussing homework. Question is about which states of matter will emit line spectra. Schafer: First of all, what's a line spectrum? Robbie: I interpreted it to mean the spectrum admitted by an excited gas.