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Jan. 15, 2019, 10:19 a.m.

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//pd 2 sloe Sloe: What the hell is Febreeze anyways? //later Sloe: Instead of smelling like sulfur, it smells like sulfur AND Febreeze.



Jan. 10, 2019, 10 p.m.

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//Multivar, doing problems Rohit: A wise man once said, if the bounds are expressions which are equal to a constant, then let u equal that expression. Ben: In The Art of War, Sun Tzu recommends an appropriate change of variables. //Schwartz walks over Schwartz: People think that The Art of War is about conflict. But actually, The Art of War is about a change of variables with a w sub as the radius.



Jan. 10, 2019, 9:52 p.m.

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//Logic period 7 //Rose walks out of room for an errand //Jonah goes to front of classroom Jonah: WOOO WOOO WOOO!!! Alllllright... period 7! //Rose walks in Rose: My meta-strategy is to have a few catchphrases, so that my true flaws aren't emulated by students.



Jan. 10, 2019, 6:02 p.m.

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Student 1: It's pretty windy in here... must be because a higher body temperature raises the overall temperature in the area and causes an air pressure differential leading to the formation of wind as the atmosphere tries to equalize the pressures. Student 2: Was that supposed to be a pick-up line? //Translation: You're hot

pick-up line indeed



Jan. 10, 2019, 4:49 p.m.

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//at srp convention Sophomore: I'll be saying I got an internship at a burger flipping place.



Jan. 10, 2019, 2:22 p.m.

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//Mr. Schwartz is talking about how much time is left until the class goes to SRPs Schwartz: How much time do I have? Leela: Oh, about forty, fifty years



Jan. 9, 2019, 7:35 p.m.

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//9th pd. precalc c Rose: Feel free to help those around you with math. //looks at James Rose: Or with things other than math.



Jan. 9, 2019, 9:34 a.m.

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//Period 4 Analysis 1B Stein (at Daniel Levy): Are you vaping over there? Daniel (slurping some apple sauce): Apple Peach Nature Kids...



Jan. 9, 2019, 8:01 a.m.

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//pd 2 bio Sloe: I've signed this form, so if you go to Howard Medical School and I'm roadkill, I'll be on the table

even with context this is weird




Jan. 8, 2019, 5:58 p.m.

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//Logic period 7 Rose: Back then, I didn't have a camera for recording classes. Some students would bring in cameras but they would be so low resolution that you couldn't see anything. But, you know, the CAP teachers have these awesome cameras, and I kept borrowing it from them. There was a nice CAP teacher and a mean one. I would keep going down there and beg like a child to the CAP teacher, and I just humiliated myself every day. Then one day, the mean CAP teacher was in charge, and I asked for the camera and he was just like "NO". I begged again and he was like "NO. You don't need it." So that's why I have my own camera now.