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⚐ Report// Schwartz is about to throw a paper ball at River Chen, who is sleeping Schwartz: Wait, he’s moving his fingers. Schwartz: Try not to sleep in class, but if you are going to sleep in class, don’t take up someone else’s desk.
#11670
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⚐ Report// Talking about science fair Andy: It's a bullshit farce that everyone agrees has value. Ace: Just like money!
#11669
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⚐ ReportStein: The weekend is coming, so I'm going to go clubbin', because I always go clubbin' on saturday. Stein: But this time is a very special clubbin', because I'm going to take students with me. Stein: Of course, you all want to go, obviously. Stein, after randomly sampling students: Now, you seven people -- and a panda -- you will go clubbing with me. Stein: Make sure to come at 1:30 AM on Saturday, because that's when the party gets started. Dress up, because it's a party. Stein, later: I don't want to have a lot of people who are really bad dancers, because that'd be embarrassing.
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: Pick a unit of volume. Srihari: Kevin //Schwartz writes "3 Kevin-vols", visibly confused Schwartz: Pick a unit of time. Kevin: Srihari Schwartz: ... Srihari, how old are you? Srihari: Uhhh ... 17. Schwartz: You are too young to have to think about that.
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: I am not here. I'm officially on personal leave today. Student: But you love us so much you came to teach anyway? Schwartz: Basically
#11665
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⚐ Reportalem: i dont think i’ve ever cried. not even when my grandma died julian: same with my grandma…except she’s still alive
#11662
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⚐ Report// rose pd 6, a group of students comes in rose: get out of here and don’t come back // sahu enters and sets down a mug rose: alright! student: why didn’t you kick him out? rose: he brought me coffee also I love him