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#7512

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May 29, 2018, 6:34 p.m.

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Schafer: So this comedian, Jay, walked around in the street and asked people questions. He told them to name a physics equation. About 80-90% said E=mc^2. Maybe 10% said F=ma. Then there were a few Steven Qu’s who said: “Well, Dirac’s equation is...”

#7504

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May 24, 2018, 10:05 a.m.

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Aaron: I'm not sick, I just feel really sick.

#7501

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May 23, 2018, 6:42 p.m.

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//in block b chem Student: My brain hurts Pham: No, your brain don't hurt until I get this out... //pham takes out a mallet

#7498

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May 22, 2018, 10:28 a.m.

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//Early Sunday morning, Anika cuts her finger with safety scissors //On Tuesday, Anika is fanning herself with a mini fan Pham: Be careful! Don't cut yoh nose off! You should cook dinner every day and practice using knife so you can learn! Anika: My mom makes me cut vegetables Pham: You still have ten finger?!!!

#7494

911

May 21, 2018, 2:19 p.m.

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//Rose talking about polyhedra and stops midway Rose: I'm like, really freaking hungry! Someone else: You didn't eat lunch?? Rose: No, I didn't eat my lunch! Does anyone have food they can spare? Will: I have peanut butter crackers. //Rose starts eating, tries to ask us what a Schaffli notation represents, but can't talk. He starts jumping up and down, trying to swallow his peanut butter cracker. Everyone else: What's that? We can't understand you. //Rose finally swallows part of cracker. Rose: Say cube, dammit!

#7493

1521

May 21, 2018, 1:28 p.m.

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Pham: Do you think I lie to you? Class: No! Pham: Yes! It make me look good!

#7492

1313

May 20, 2018, 4:50 p.m.

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*talking about pangolins* Talia: That looks like an anteater with a high defense stat.

#7491

26

May 19, 2018, 9:46 p.m.

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Yash: Don't lactate on your lap.

#7490

1919

May 18, 2018, 8:14 a.m.

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//pd 2 stat Stein: The rogue puzzlelords are insisting that we release the teams early, but we don't negotiate with terrorists.

#7489

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May 17, 2018, 8:29 a.m.

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//Lodal is asking about the speed of light Student: 3*10^8, right? Lodal: Ok, well, here's me being difficult. This is the value we're going to use: //Writes 2.998 m/s on the board